Elizabeth Hurley launches organic fruit bars for Harrods

Elizabeth Hurley launches food range for Harrods

Feeling fruity

Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:19 by HM writer

Thank God Elizabeth Hurley moved to the country, because now she's launched her own organic low-calorie and low-fat food range, including fruit bars, oat bars and beef jerky... But will it include any products that will actually taste like anything?

Unfortunately it will only be available in Harrods or on Hurley's website, so it's unlikely we'll ever find out.

But most of the food only contain about 100 calories and are very low in fat, which is good for someone like Hurley who famously declared once that she'd kill herself if she was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. And also admitted that to prevent herself from binge eating she'd allow herself a handful of blueberries instead or something.

We think we'd rather eat nothing. But at least she looks good (and almost better than her airbrushed image)...

Liz Hurley

Comments

Which song did he sing that in? Imagine? Woman? Or was it when he was with the Beatles?
stella ah trois Wed, 04/11/2009 - 08:59
How the fuck has this self-absorbed old cunt managed to keep going? I'll tell you how - she marries into money and has sucked some old Etonian cock for years. The brunette version of Jemima Khan and Victoria Hervey - fucking bourgeois bunch of whores. Lenin got it right - get these fuckers against the wall FIRST
Blartmonster Tue, 03/11/2009 - 22:40
Picture 8 she shows her experience holding an old cock
carbon cowboy Tue, 03/11/2009 - 20:20
Who the fuck buys this shite?!
retrovertigo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:39
She hates the public that one and for that reason alone, I hope her bars bomb badly.
PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:11
Rambler
fuckwit Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:48
That's no way to speak about my staff.
Mr. HM Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:47
Belgian Bun mmmm
fuckwit Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:42
how does she keep defying time.

what a milf, wouldn't mind a quick roll around the hay with her.
whereswaldo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:30
celebrity labiaplasty jerky
bunglist Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:14
Crikey she's deluded.
tescopop Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:12
thank fuck, a celebrity endorsed, low fat food product. now i can finally shed that weight.

i still would mind.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:56
Beef Jerky Beef Curtains Low Fat Man Fat - the pumps don't work 'cos the vandals stole the handles.

Sing up you cunts!
jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:55
You uninspiring, talentless, vain cow. As if any numpty out there would fork £3 for one of your bar when Greggs offers 3 jam doughnuts for 99p.
kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:47

You uninspiring, talentless, vain cow. As if any numpty out there would fork £3 for one of your bar when Greggs offers 3 jam doughnuts for 99p.
kermits Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:47
Beef Jerky Beef Curtains Low Fat Man Fat - the pumps don't work 'cos the vandals stole the handles.

Sing up you cunts!
jiggerycock Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:55
thank fuck, a celebrity endorsed, low fat food product. now i can finally shed that weight.

i still would mind.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 03/11/2009 - 16:56
Crikey she's deluded.
tescopop Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:12
celebrity labiaplasty jerky
bunglist Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:14
how does she keep defying time.

what a milf, wouldn't mind a quick roll around the hay with her.
whereswaldo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:30
Belgian Bun mmmm
fuckwit Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:42
That's no way to speak about my staff.
Mr. HM Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:47
Rambler
fuckwit Tue, 03/11/2009 - 17:48
She hates the public that one and for that reason alone, I hope her bars bomb badly.
PuddyTwat Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:11
Who the fuck buys this shite?!
retrovertigo Tue, 03/11/2009 - 19:39
Picture 8 she shows her experience holding an old cock
carbon cowboy Tue, 03/11/2009 - 20:20
How the fuck has this self-absorbed old cunt managed to keep going? I'll tell you how - she marries into money and has sucked some old Etonian cock for years. The brunette version of Jemima Khan and Victoria Hervey - fucking bourgeois bunch of whores. Lenin got it right - get these fuckers against the wall FIRST
Blartmonster Tue, 03/11/2009 - 22:40
Which song did he sing that in? Imagine? Woman? Or was it when he was with the Beatles?
stella ah trois Wed, 04/11/2009 - 08:59