And after that it's the hotel lobby
Tue, 23/02/2010 - 10:09 by Mr. HM

I love the Elle Style Awards. I love the way they hold them the day after the BAFTAs and soak up all the celebs still off on one. Whilst the awards were dripping in glamour and style - the aftershow let it's standards slip a wee bit... 

The irony of Pixie Geldof, Miquita Oliver and Jaime Winstone going to a party celebrating style is almost too much to bear.

Two things worthy of comment. First, Alexa Chung - here, got something for you...

Secondly, Something very strange is happening to Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud. Once considered to be the runt of the litter, she very briefly became something of a anomaly, transforming herself into a swan. Now though, it's all gone a bit too far hasn't it?

Photoshop Alchemy right there...

  • that is so funny - model?

    clarabow1703 Wed, 24/02/2010 - 21:45
  • Pixie Geldoff is on COCAINE apparently she doesnt know who she hangs out with. Alexa Chung need to be attacked by Ronald Mcdonald and force fed 1000 double quarter pounders to save her life.

    dancingworm Tue, 23/02/2010 - 23:23
  • Sophie Ellis Bextor DOES play in Cradle of Filth right?

    guineapig Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:08
  • So many fur wearing slags in one place-shame there wasn't a psycho sniper around having an angry day.

    kittyk Tue, 23/02/2010 - 15:35
  • That's why i stopped taking drugs. Monged out. Chung looks like winehouse.

    Cornelius Bunghole Tue, 23/02/2010 - 15:28
  • YOU FUCKING HEARD

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 14:30
  • No-one expects the Golden Age of Hollywood. Even that weren't so golden cos all the shit was hushed up but at least what you saw sparkled and shone. Now you've got some T4 bird hovering by a traffic cone and a few losers in a cab. What a frowsy state of affairs.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:57
  • Acpocolypse?

    allmouthandtrousers Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:12
  • Henry Holland - Judderman - Nuffer said.

    allmouthandtrousers Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:09
  • Pic 22. "Div" indeed!

    allmouthandtrousers Tue, 23/02/2010 - 12:17
  • That Pixie Geldof is slowly transforming into a morlock !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:44
  • henry holland - jedward. nuff said.

    elbow Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:07
  • acpocolypse movie: nuclear bomb goes off. burning debris rolls into shot. close up of half-melted doll's head. pixie geldof.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:02
  • acpocolypse movie: nuclear bomb goes off. burning debris rolls into shot. close up of half-melted doll's head. pixie geldof.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:02
  • henry holland - jedward. nuff said.

    elbow Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:07
  • That Pixie Geldof is slowly transforming into a morlock !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 23/02/2010 - 11:44
  • Pic 22. "Div" indeed!

    allmouthandtrousers Tue, 23/02/2010 - 12:17
  • Henry Holland - Judderman - Nuffer said.

    allmouthandtrousers Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:09
  • Acpocolypse?

    allmouthandtrousers Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:12
  • No-one expects the Golden Age of Hollywood. Even that weren't so golden cos all the shit was hushed up but at least what you saw sparkled and shone. Now you've got some T4 bird hovering by a traffic cone and a few losers in a cab. What a frowsy state of affairs.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:57
  • YOU FUCKING HEARD

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 14:30
  • That's why i stopped taking drugs. Monged out. Chung looks like winehouse.

    Cornelius Bunghole Tue, 23/02/2010 - 15:28
  • So many fur wearing slags in one place-shame there wasn't a psycho sniper around having an angry day.

    kittyk Tue, 23/02/2010 - 15:35
  • Sophie Ellis Bextor DOES play in Cradle of Filth right?

    guineapig Tue, 23/02/2010 - 17:08
  • Pixie Geldoff is on COCAINE apparently she doesnt know who she hangs out with. Alexa Chung need to be attacked by Ronald Mcdonald and force fed 1000 double quarter pounders to save her life.

    dancingworm Tue, 23/02/2010 - 23:23
  • that is so funny - model?

    clarabow1703 Wed, 24/02/2010 - 21:45

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