Elle of a dull night...
Tue, 23/02/2010 - 09:53 by HM writer

Alexa Chung was busy making the miniscule Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen look fat at the Elle Style Awards last night, where she picked up an award for Most Emaciated Woman In The World, just after Nicola Roberts...

Kylie Minogue was awarded for most Botoxed Face, with Claire Danes as runner-up and Princess Tiaamii, who sadly couldn't make it, picked up Best Hair and Make-up.

The rest of the awards were dependant on the Sunday's BAFTA results and who was free to attend the ceremony and accept an award. But still Pixie Geldof won nothing.

TV Star Of the Year: Dannii Minogue

Model Of The Year:
Claudia Schiffer

Musician Of The Year:
Florence And The Machines

Actress Of The Year:
Carey Mulligan

Actor Of The Year:
Colin Firth

Breakthrough Talent:
Nicholas Hoult

Style Icons of 2010:
Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

Woman Of The Year:
Kristen Stewart

Editor's Choice:
Alexa Chung

  • THE OLSIN TWINS = YAWN YAWN YAWN YAWN I WANT TO GO PLAY MY NINTENDO

    dancingworm Tue, 23/02/2010 - 23:30
  • The Olsen twins. Poster girls for the Vicodin generation.

    merylhighground Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:49
  • What does Elle mean by 'style'?
    There's no-one stylish here. Lots of self-conscious people standing round pigeon-toed but certainly no style. Carey Mulligan with her lamb bone legs and a quilted jacket. In mauvey-blue. Is that style? I'd best retire to the Twilight Home for the Elderly because I must be getting old.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:39
  • there's something disturbing about looking into the similar faces of the olsen twins. like one of those motion capture films, the characteristics of both women are distinctly human yet there is something not quite right when you look into the eyes. something absent. like a soul.

    nicola roberts just makes the fists itch.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 10:57
  • there's something disturbing about looking into the similar faces of the olsen twins. like one of those motion capture films, the characteristics of both women are distinctly human yet there is something not quite right when you look into the eyes. something absent. like a soul.

    nicola roberts just makes the fists itch.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 23/02/2010 - 10:57
  • What does Elle mean by 'style'?
    There's no-one stylish here. Lots of self-conscious people standing round pigeon-toed but certainly no style. Carey Mulligan with her lamb bone legs and a quilted jacket. In mauvey-blue. Is that style? I'd best retire to the Twilight Home for the Elderly because I must be getting old.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:39
  • The Olsen twins. Poster girls for the Vicodin generation.

    merylhighground Tue, 23/02/2010 - 13:49
  • THE OLSIN TWINS = YAWN YAWN YAWN YAWN I WANT TO GO PLAY MY NINTENDO

    dancingworm Tue, 23/02/2010 - 23:30

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