Fuckit Man
Thu, 12/08/2010 - 10:55 by Mr. HM

In all the days of slow news there has never been a day as slow as this. Hence I present to you Elton John on holiday. Hey, you're lucky you didn't get The Saturdays (I know!) walking out of a hotel (Calm yourselves!)

So instead we have our very own pope in a baggy shirt on holiday with hispartnerdavidfurnish and what appears to be a minder disguised as Zac Efron.

They seem close.

 

  • PuddyTwat, one word.."Viagra"!
    You can't help but feel that Furnish definitely earns his keep, I mean even with viagra and a damn good imagination I couldn't throw Elton a bone! .... And I've porked some right munters in my time!

    stubins0_0 Thu, 12/08/2010 - 15:42
  • He makes a papier mache splint using banknotes and wig glue.

    bellendercarlisle Thu, 12/08/2010 - 15:11
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    shoestrade111 Thu, 12/08/2010 - 15:04
  • Miserable fat fuck. He's like some elderly dowager - all saggy tits and flab. How does Furnish maintain wood for THAT??

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/08/2010 - 13:33
  • You sure its not just someone dressed up??

    stustustudio Thu, 12/08/2010 - 12:09
  • Hahahahah! a picture paints a thousand words?
    Well in the case of picture 2 the word is:
    "mince" (x1000)

    GretaBritain Thu, 12/08/2010 - 11:44
  • Hahahahah! a picture paints a thousand words?
    Well in the case of picture 2 the word is:
    "mince" (x1000)

    GretaBritain Thu, 12/08/2010 - 11:44
  • You sure its not just someone dressed up??

    stustustudio Thu, 12/08/2010 - 12:09
  • Miserable fat fuck. He's like some elderly dowager - all saggy tits and flab. How does Furnish maintain wood for THAT??

    PuddyTwat Thu, 12/08/2010 - 13:33
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    Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $15

    Jean(True Religion,ed hardy,coogi) $30

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    New era cap $12

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    shoestrade111 Thu, 12/08/2010 - 15:04
  • He makes a papier mache splint using banknotes and wig glue.

    bellendercarlisle Thu, 12/08/2010 - 15:11
  • PuddyTwat, one word.."Viagra"!
    You can't help but feel that Furnish definitely earns his keep, I mean even with viagra and a damn good imagination I couldn't throw Elton a bone! .... And I've porked some right munters in my time!

    stubins0_0 Thu, 12/08/2010 - 15:42

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