We've heard more swearwords today than anyone should have to hear. Shock doesn't even begin to describe the state of the office at the moment. It's like it's 1973 and we're in Vietnam all over again, but without any death or violence, or Vietnamese people. Plus we're listening to Elton John. Elton John, Guangdong, just a coincidence? We think not.

Guangdong is of course a province in China, but you see what we're trying to do here.

No? Don't worry, it's not entirely clear to us either.

Anyway, here's the recording of the starry eyed dad dropping a 'fucking hell' on this morning's Radio 2 show with Chris Evans. Stupid Jools Holland, playing his piano in the morning, making everyone else look bad.

We think he comes across as quite a nice bloke actually. We might even stop being rude about him. At some point.

Also, in honour of Sir Elton's mouthfart we've compiled a selection of all the best presenter screw-ups that we could find. We even used the intern for it.