I know we said we wouldn't do another Oscars story, but these pics from Elton Johns party were just too good to pass on. Victoria Beckham looking plastered and flirting with some non David dude and Simon Cowell letting it all hang out. Blissful.

If rumours are to be believed, Victoria Beckham was completely shitfaced at the post Oscar's bash held in LA. Whatever her state, David won't be too impressed with her spending so much time with this "brooding hunk" (© Every tabloid ever).

Miley Cyrus was there too, looking like any teenager at a boring grown up party - desperate to get rid of her mum and start minesweeping with the possibility of fingers and tops being on the cards.

Everything was on the cards in Grace Jones' world - woman is mad as a northern child on maiow maiow.

The best picture has to go to Simon Cowell though. The evening started so suavely - here he is with his fianceé early on in the night, and here he is some hours later rocking the Saturday Night Fever look with boobs out.

No sign of Elton John in these set of pictures though he must have been there - but relax Reg fans! Here he is earlier on in the day.