The Elysium Charity Gala 2011: Warm up to the Globes, celebrities and Jesse James arrive

Line up, line up...

Mon, 17/01/2011 - 12:24 by HM writer

The annual Art Of Elysium Gala took place as a consolation prize for those celebrities who couldn't wangle a ticket to the Golden Globes over the weekend - i.e Jaime Winstone, Sabrina The Teenage Witch and Sandra Bullock's nazi saluting ex and his new girlfriend, US reality TV star and tattoo artist Kat Von D - sort of like the US version Katie Price and Alex Reid, but more appealing. And we do wonder how Kat Von D gets any clients considering she looks like that girl who claimed she fell asleep and woke up with 56 stars tattooed all over her face...

James and Von D also caused speculation that they have become engaged after she flashed a diamond ring on her wedding finger - it'll last as long as his alleged shag with Michelle Bombshell on the cum-stained sofa in his office.

Also at the ceremony, Nicole RIchie with her new hairdo which made her look about 11-years-old, Elijah Wood, looking about the same age as Nicole, Kelly Osbourne in a skirt which gave us a migraine, Leighton Meester's flat chest, Zombieland actress Amber Heard and her flatter chest, 50 Cent (LOL!!), Anna Kendrick, Eva Mendes, Ioan Gruffudd and wife Alice Evan, Ray Winstone's daughter, Melissa Joan Hart and Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouldy armpit...

Who needs the Oscars, eh?

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Comments

Osbourne can lose as much weight as she likes, but nothing is ever going to shift that jaw. In fct, now that she's thin, her proportions are just far far too weird.

Also, pic 1, I thought that was Teri Hatched wearing too much slap. And I thought to myself "What's Teri Hatcher doing with Jessie James? And my, hasn't she put a bit of weight on? That's nice, if a little weird"
tescopop Tue, 18/01/2011 - 09:57
Kelly - have a night in for Christ sake. I'm sick of looking at your lantern jaw!
GretaBritain Tue, 18/01/2011 - 01:01
Yay it's Kelly Osborne trying to convince herself not to think about food. So addled has she become that she's taken to wearing a toilet seat cover as a skirt. Good to see it's business as usual at cunt o'clock.
PuddyTwat Mon, 17/01/2011 - 20:19

Yay it's Kelly Osborne trying to convince herself not to think about food. So addled has she become that she's taken to wearing a toilet seat cover as a skirt. Good to see it's business as usual at cunt o'clock.
PuddyTwat Mon, 17/01/2011 - 20:19
Kelly - have a night in for Christ sake. I'm sick of looking at your lantern jaw!
GretaBritain Tue, 18/01/2011 - 01:01
Osbourne can lose as much weight as she likes, but nothing is ever going to shift that jaw. In fct, now that she's thin, her proportions are just far far too weird.

Also, pic 1, I thought that was Teri Hatched wearing too much slap. And I thought to myself "What's Teri Hatcher doing with Jessie James? And my, hasn't she put a bit of weight on? That's nice, if a little weird"
tescopop Tue, 18/01/2011 - 09:57