Hermione's stranger
Thu, 10/06/2010 - 14:36 by

Following HM's scoop on Monday that Emma Watson is going out with fellow-Burberry model (and One Night Only singer), George Craig, the pair have stepped out in public together for the first time - all but confirming our suspicious. TOLD YOU SO etc etc... (If you want a recent recap: Emma Watson naked pictures are in demand. Some naked pics of Emma emerged. They weren't of Emma Watson. The Watson perv was arrested.)

Now we're not ones to judge but, well, he looks like a bit of a prick, doesn't he?

Reminds us of a young Johnny Borrell, in fact. The shit indie band, the skinny jeans, the slicked back hair, the actress girlfriend...

Culture vultures, Craig and Watson (who was fully clothed, FYI) went out on a date to the theatre last night to see 'War Horse'. The picture agency describe him as her "model friend", and they tried their best not to look too close and touchy-feely... but we at Holy Moly know know the truth!

Emma Watson also happens to feature in the forthcoming video for One Night Only's hotly anticipated next single. Once the sales inevitably hit the roof for that we may just have a new celeb super couple on our hands.

  • I think this article is just going to add more gossip than resolve anything. They are young let them have some fun. small business bookkeeping. Cheers

    JDSalinger Tue, 29/03/2011 - 22:18
  • What do they do together? Nibble Milky Bars and tut at the news? They're so dry. Please.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 11/06/2010 - 13:02
  • He looks a bit Downs-y to me

    koshmar Fri, 11/06/2010 - 00:02
  • Oh fuck off you stupid bastard, he's another vacuous, desperate media whore cunt. Stop being so fucking obsequious

    koshmar Fri, 11/06/2010 - 00:01
  • No. Only the hand is real.

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 10/06/2010 - 23:11
  • Are they legally old enough to bump uglies? He doesn't seem to have started shaving and she has yet to develop her secondary sexual characteristics (or boobies to the uninitiated). I feel tainted!

    GretaBritain Thu, 10/06/2010 - 19:01
  • Pic 16 - prosthetic hand?

    TotalMunter Thu, 10/06/2010 - 18:45
  • bollocks, he's going out with that hoity-toity little clothes horse- he is bound to be a spineless streak of piss and vinegar. JUST LOOK AT AT HIS HAIR!!!!!

    huxylady Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:45
  • Take away her wealth and she's punching way above her weight.

    shitthebed Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:43
  • Actually, his name is Craig George, he's the brother of recently released celeb hater and all round Jill Dando enthusiast Barry george.

    And he looks like a jolly fabulous...no wait...he's a cock socket.

    topguntop Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:30
  • Thanks Silencio (after the popular Braun hairdryer of the mid/late 80's right?), if you hadn't pointed out that his name was George Craig, I might not have realised even after having read the article text. Phew.

    izudu Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:24
  • A very nice guy? Why are you here? There's no room for that filthy language on HM.

    psammmead Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:19
  • Yes silencio, thats all fair enough, but is he porking her??? and if so what does she like??

    farqueue Thu, 10/06/2010 - 15:42
  • Erm, his name is George Craig. And he is actually a very nice guy, sorry to disappoint you.

    silencio Thu, 10/06/2010 - 15:40
  • looks like hes from shoreditch

    elbow Thu, 10/06/2010 - 15:11
  • "Real" boyfriend? He looks like a cardboard cutout in that main pic.

    dandyboy Thu, 10/06/2010 - 15:07
  • "Real" boyfriend? He looks like a cardboard cutout in that main pic.

    dandyboy Thu, 10/06/2010 - 15:07
  • looks like hes from shoreditch

    elbow Thu, 10/06/2010 - 15:11
  • Erm, his name is George Craig. And he is actually a very nice guy, sorry to disappoint you.

    silencio Thu, 10/06/2010 - 15:40
  • Yes silencio, thats all fair enough, but is he porking her??? and if so what does she like??

    farqueue Thu, 10/06/2010 - 15:42
  • A very nice guy? Why are you here? There's no room for that filthy language on HM.

    psammmead Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:19
  • Thanks Silencio (after the popular Braun hairdryer of the mid/late 80's right?), if you hadn't pointed out that his name was George Craig, I might not have realised even after having read the article text. Phew.

    izudu Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:24
  • Actually, his name is Craig George, he's the brother of recently released celeb hater and all round Jill Dando enthusiast Barry george.

    And he looks like a jolly fabulous...no wait...he's a cock socket.

    topguntop Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:30
  • Take away her wealth and she's punching way above her weight.

    shitthebed Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:43
  • bollocks, he's going out with that hoity-toity little clothes horse- he is bound to be a spineless streak of piss and vinegar. JUST LOOK AT AT HIS HAIR!!!!!

    huxylady Thu, 10/06/2010 - 16:45
  • Pic 16 - prosthetic hand?

    TotalMunter Thu, 10/06/2010 - 18:45
  • Are they legally old enough to bump uglies? He doesn't seem to have started shaving and she has yet to develop her secondary sexual characteristics (or boobies to the uninitiated). I feel tainted!

    GretaBritain Thu, 10/06/2010 - 19:01
  • No. Only the hand is real.

    allmouthandtrousers Thu, 10/06/2010 - 23:11
  • Oh fuck off you stupid bastard, he's another vacuous, desperate media whore cunt. Stop being so fucking obsequious

    koshmar Fri, 11/06/2010 - 00:01
  • He looks a bit Downs-y to me

    koshmar Fri, 11/06/2010 - 00:02
  • What do they do together? Nibble Milky Bars and tut at the news? They're so dry. Please.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 11/06/2010 - 13:02
  • I think this article is just going to add more gossip than resolve anything. They are young let them have some fun. small business bookkeeping. Cheers

    JDSalinger Tue, 29/03/2011 - 22:18

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