'Starts with an L, ends with an E' Lozenge? Ladle? Lagrange?
Tue, 15/03/2011 - 12:43 by John Hill

After yesterdays' announcement in true overprivileged style that Emma Watson was the new face of Lancôme, it only seems fitting that we should now show you the 'great actress' at work for the fashion house. In the above shoot, she's being photographed by Mario Testino, although surprisingly, she actually seems to be eating canapés, which we were pretty sure was a big no-no for any aspiring model/actress/poet.

 

Maybe they're just props and are actually made of Ipecac and that toxic nail polish that tastes like farts. Who knows? Either way, those naughty french pâtissiers are certainly magicians with pastry. Didn't think I'd ever be writing that sentence. Hi mum.

  • there is something i dont like about her, just something she looks like an utter snob I think. Who are her fans apart from harry potters?

    dancingworm Wed, 16/03/2011 - 02:04
  • Wouldn't it be brilliant if your mum was actually the Revd in disguise! It would make Fair Game look like...Rastamouse. Oh the beauty of anonymity. Oh and as for Emma - would love to be at the meeting when Lancome finally realise their balls-up of a strategy.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 15/03/2011 - 13:02
  • Wouldn't it be brilliant if your mum was actually the Revd in disguise! It would make Fair Game look like...Rastamouse. Oh the beauty of anonymity. Oh and as for Emma - would love to be at the meeting when Lancome finally realise their balls-up of a strategy.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 15/03/2011 - 13:02
  • there is something i dont like about her, just something she looks like an utter snob I think. Who are her fans apart from harry potters?

    dancingworm Wed, 16/03/2011 - 02:04

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