Emma Watson's head on somebody else's body
Harry Potter And The Sick Perverted Bastard
Thu, 03/06/2010 - 10:46 byAs hundreds of men around the world were reaching their climax, the rest of us were met with the crushing anti-climax that those naked pictures of Emma Watson weren't actually Emma Watson at all. As Mr HM revealed back in May, all the naked Emma photos were photoshopped fakes pasted together by some pesky pervert. And that pesky pervert in question is on his way to prison after being found to be a lot sicker than first thought...
The cunning con-artist's real name is John Cavanagh, who created eight images in total of the actress' head placed on top of young girl's bodies.
But when police raided his home, they found something a lot more grim than that...
Over a thousand indecent images of children were discovered on his computers when the police were called to evict Cavanagh from his flat. And they later found hundreds of DVDs - many of which also contained indecent images.
He also had 2000 legal pictures of Emma Watson, which is really quite terrifying.
The 39-year-old pleaded guilty at a hearing to 19 counts of making an indecent image of a child. Judge Anthony Hammond told him:
"Miss Watson will be very distressed to learn what you have been doing."
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may i just say that i am an expert on photoshop and this picture is in fact real. i can tell the work on the supposably real photo which has been shopped.
thank you for hearing me out.
Good riddance to him!! What an AWFUL thing to do to a young girl and thank God it flagged him up because he was clearly in need of being arrested for being a paedophile!! VILE!! exclusive sneaker
If having 1000 pictures of someone is ringing alarm bells, the klaxons must be blaring at Chez Orange Cunt. Price is so loved up on herself, she'd eat herself if she was made of chocolate
Or at least an alarm in the headquarters of your Internet Service Provider?
Scatattack, it is OK. I am very zen today, despite my straighteners exploding in my face, so all is forgiven.
Did Emma Watson really shag her two bodyguards last week?
Don't worry- I did the same thing to Jiggery earlier and managed the crash the whole site at the same time.
It isn't getting worse. It was actually a lot worse in the 19th century- mothers used to routinely whore out or sell their children to put food on the table. Google the 'Maiden Tribute of Modern Babylon' - 1881.
Tesco I reported you by mistake! I wanted to reply with something funny but now it seems futile..
Good riddance to him!! What an AWFUL thing to do to a young girl and thank God it flagged him up because he was clearly in need of being arrested for being a paedophile!! VILE!!
Isn't there some sort of mental alarm that should go off once you've got 1,000 pictures of someone?
Apparently they saw him looking at the pictures, or something...that's what the Metro says anyway, and the Metro never lies.
So hang on, police raided his home for child porn, or police evicted him (which isn't raiding) and then 'happened' to search his computers, or police raided him because of these photos?
I know what you mean.....damn those fucking sexy kids !
Getting turned on by children or babies ( in the case of that fat nursery worker)?? What a fucking sick society- the increasing number of peados is just the tip of the iceberg. we're doomed.
The real one looks more photoshopped than the photoshopped one.
So if someone had knocked one out to said photoshopped images would that then make them a sex offender ? hypothetically speaking of course.......
So if someone had knocked one out to said photoshopped images would that then make them a sex offender ? hypothetically speaking of course.......
The real one looks more photoshopped than the photoshopped one.
Getting turned on by children or babies ( in the case of that fat nursery worker)?? What a fucking sick society- the increasing number of peados is just the tip of the iceberg. we're doomed.
I know what you mean.....damn those fucking sexy kids !
So hang on, police raided his home for child porn, or police evicted him (which isn't raiding) and then 'happened' to search his computers, or police raided him because of these photos?
Apparently they saw him looking at the pictures, or something...that's what the Metro says anyway, and the Metro never lies.
Isn't there some sort of mental alarm that should go off once you've got 1,000 pictures of someone?
Good riddance to him!! What an AWFUL thing to do to a young girl and thank God it flagged him up because he was clearly in need of being arrested for being a paedophile!! VILE!!
Tesco I reported you by mistake! I wanted to reply with something funny but now it seems futile..
It isn't getting worse. It was actually a lot worse in the 19th century- mothers used to routinely whore out or sell their children to put food on the table. Google the 'Maiden Tribute of Modern Babylon' - 1881.
Don't worry- I did the same thing to Jiggery earlier and managed the crash the whole site at the same time.
Did Emma Watson really shag her two bodyguards last week?
Scatattack, it is OK. I am very zen today, despite my straighteners exploding in my face, so all is forgiven.
Or at least an alarm in the headquarters of your Internet Service Provider?
If having 1000 pictures of someone is ringing alarm bells, the klaxons must be blaring at Chez Orange Cunt. Price is so loved up on herself, she'd eat herself if she was made of chocolate
Good riddance to him!! What an AWFUL thing to do to a young girl and thank God it flagged him up because he was clearly in need of being arrested for being a paedophile!! VILE!! exclusive sneaker
may i just say that i am an expert on photoshop and this picture is in fact real. i can tell the work on the supposably real photo which has been shopped.
thank you for hearing me out.