Esquire threw a party to celebrate the launch of the June issue - also known as the Kelly Brook issue - last night. The cover girl wasn't actually in attendence, but fear not, plenty of other people were...

We've got Lily Allen, Jaime Winstone, Abbey Clancy, Jack Whitehall, Marina Diamandis, Margo Stilley, Will Young, Jameela Jamil, Jessica Lowndes, Posh Toff Bowles, Nick Grimshaw, Alex Zane and Reggie Yates. Oh, you'd rather have one Brook in exchange for all of that lot? Sorry... 

Anyway, the tabloids and women's mags are currently gnashing their teeth over Clancy's AMAZING POST PREGNANCY BODY (as hopefully we'll be doing with Brook five mins after she's given birth) - and she does look rather good, which might be something to do with the fact that she's getting hitched in a couple of months. Just don't expect Peter to be heading back to Madrid for his own stag do - he's apparently been banned from having one - hahaha, with a source telling the Mirror:

“It has taken a lot for Abbey to forgive Peter. She has just about managed to move on. The thought of him heading out for another stag party with a big group of friends is too much just before their wedding.

 

“She has told him if he wants the wedding to go ahead he will have to stay home alone. Abbey is determined that nothing is going to get in the way of her big day.” 

Not even John Terry at her hen party... Obviously this is all an excuse to post this picture of Crouchy anyway...