Step aside Milan and Paris
Mon, 28/03/2011 - 11:59 by Harry Bow

What's an Essex girls favourite wine? "But I wanted to go to Lakeside!!" Sorry, sweeping generalisation, we know - Victoria Beckham's from Essex and she'd much prefer Bluewater...

Too bad Nanny Pat stole the last helicopter from Anna Wintour - Paris and Milan have nothing on Essex Fashion Week, which is most definitely not an oxymoron... Talking of morons though, in attendence at the event, we have Lauren Pope, Nikki Graham, Lauren Goodger, Janice Dickinson and David Van Day putting the 'V' and 'Day' in the event but leaving the 'IP' attached to hip several hundreds of miles away...

 

Is that Antony Costa in pic 5?

  • hahahahaha! Genuine LOLZasaurus.

    GretaBritain Mon, 28/03/2011 - 16:37
  • Ha ha ha if you're gay and from Essex does it make you Homoessexual ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 28/03/2011 - 14:50
  • Your comment got me wondering if Homo Essex may have evolved into a different species, but 'evolving' would imply some sort of advancement in mental or physical capability.

    slug Mon, 28/03/2011 - 14:24
  • ha ha !!

    mrsmoley Mon, 28/03/2011 - 13:52
  • If memory serves, something to do with classification of species. But in this context, no idea.

    stella ah trois Mon, 28/03/2011 - 13:46
  • Oh you are GOOD, greta.

    BeccaDP Mon, 28/03/2011 - 13:29
  • What, pray, is a "generisation"?

    huxylady Mon, 28/03/2011 - 13:23
  • Kerching.

    stella ah trois Mon, 28/03/2011 - 12:16
  • Is the opposite of a Goodger a Badger?

    GretaBritain Mon, 28/03/2011 - 12:02
  • Is the opposite of a Goodger a Badger?

    GretaBritain Mon, 28/03/2011 - 12:02
  • Kerching.

    stella ah trois Mon, 28/03/2011 - 12:16
  • What, pray, is a "generisation"?

    huxylady Mon, 28/03/2011 - 13:23
  • Oh you are GOOD, greta.

    BeccaDP Mon, 28/03/2011 - 13:29
  • If memory serves, something to do with classification of species. But in this context, no idea.

    stella ah trois Mon, 28/03/2011 - 13:46
  • ha ha !!

    mrsmoley Mon, 28/03/2011 - 13:52
  • Your comment got me wondering if Homo Essex may have evolved into a different species, but 'evolving' would imply some sort of advancement in mental or physical capability.

    slug Mon, 28/03/2011 - 14:24
  • Ha ha ha if you're gay and from Essex does it make you Homoessexual ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 28/03/2011 - 14:50
  • hahahahaha! Genuine LOLZasaurus.

    GretaBritain Mon, 28/03/2011 - 16:37

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