Eva so subtle make-up application
Thu, 06/01/2011 - 17:33 by Harry Bow

Eva Longoria was out in London last night, getting over her divorce to Tony Parker by dressing up as Adam Ant - you go girl!

The Desperate Housewives actress has most recently been attached to Penelope Cruz's brother (zzzzz), although last night was was out with Entourage's Kevin Connolly (zzzzzzz). Whose bathroom will she be leaving her Touche Eclat in next? We doubt we'll keep you posted.

 

Apropos of nothing other than an inexplicably long-running TV show and make-up (or lack of)...

  • With all the facials she must have, why spoil it with cosmetics? Or perhaps she was going for Adam Ant's old look.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 07/01/2011 - 18:17
  • And he looks a bit lesbian.

    stustustudio Thu, 06/01/2011 - 21:00
  • Why the fuck is the lame one from Entourage driving in London? Why wouldnt you get a cab? Drivings a ball-ache. Hope he paid the congestion charge.. Should pay double for fucking massive 4x4.

    stustustudio Thu, 06/01/2011 - 21:00
  • Quite, Tesco. Quite. However, Avon's 'lighten up' is looking hopeful. I was only yesterday replacing a lightbulb and no mention was made when it came on and I stood beneath it that I looked like a fucking retard face painter. So I'd go with that. Avon. Lighten up. I'd like to put it in the list with HM concealing product of the year 2011 along with their little speech bubble thing they put over nipples and so forth.

    stella ah trois Thu, 06/01/2011 - 20:43
  • Oh come ON, Eva. Even 'civilians'* like myself know that 'radiance enhancing' concealer and flashbulbs do not mix. Jeeeez, amateur.

    *Liz Hurley's word, not mine.

    tescopop Thu, 06/01/2011 - 20:34
  • Oh come ON, Eva. Even 'civilians'* like myself know that 'radiance enhancing' concealer and flashbulbs do not mix. Jeeeez, amateur.

    *Liz Hurley's word, not mine.

    tescopop Thu, 06/01/2011 - 20:34
  • Quite, Tesco. Quite. However, Avon's 'lighten up' is looking hopeful. I was only yesterday replacing a lightbulb and no mention was made when it came on and I stood beneath it that I looked like a fucking retard face painter. So I'd go with that. Avon. Lighten up. I'd like to put it in the list with HM concealing product of the year 2011 along with their little speech bubble thing they put over nipples and so forth.

    stella ah trois Thu, 06/01/2011 - 20:43
  • Why the fuck is the lame one from Entourage driving in London? Why wouldnt you get a cab? Drivings a ball-ache. Hope he paid the congestion charge.. Should pay double for fucking massive 4x4.

    stustustudio Thu, 06/01/2011 - 21:00
  • And he looks a bit lesbian.

    stustustudio Thu, 06/01/2011 - 21:00
  • With all the facials she must have, why spoil it with cosmetics? Or perhaps she was going for Adam Ant's old look.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 07/01/2011 - 18:17

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