Bidding bore
Sun, 15/11/2009 - 11:38 by Harry Bow

Online art auction brings you the chance to look like Lady Gaga!

At first glance this looked like a high-society art bash to raise funds for the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art, but closer research suggests it was really just a chance to flog a load of Lady Gaga's secondhand clothes, which we frankly wouldn't want to touch with a shitty shit.

Aiming to raise money for MOCA’s exhibition and education programs, a number of items - including a hat, mask and costume worn by Gaga - have been put up for public audition. You've got until the end of the month to place your bid online, but the event had a big launch bash in Beverly Hills last night.

Since Kate Beckinsale, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth and Gwen Stefani were all in attendance, perhaps we'll see them wearing a gimp mask soon? At least it would hide whatever the hell it is that's going on with Beckinsale's mouth... 


  • Why the long face? etc. (her Dad was okay though) Anyway, isn't Chloe Sevigny more likely to be the one chugging down a gobful of man-gravy?

    BigPhil Sun, 15/11/2009 - 20:36
  • Look, just because you permanently have a face like a plasterer's radio, like old Beckinsale here, don't start casting aspersions about me, you old witch. Now fuck off

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 19:26
  • No - clearly you are 14 as I have always thought. and clearly not yours. too much fried food. not enough fruit.

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 18:58
  • What's Kate Beckingsale doing there? She's not a celebrity. What's there to celebrate with Kate Beckingsale? She's done fuck all except run around in a vampire flick. She should be embarassed to show her face.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 14:06
  • On pic 1 she looks like she's just swallowing some jizz

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:06
  • On pic 1 she looks like she's just swallowing some jizz

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:06
  • What's Kate Beckingsale doing there? She's not a celebrity. What's there to celebrate with Kate Beckingsale? She's done fuck all except run around in a vampire flick. She should be embarassed to show her face.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 14:06
  • No - clearly you are 14 as I have always thought. and clearly not yours. too much fried food. not enough fruit.

    stella ah trois Sun, 15/11/2009 - 18:58
  • Look, just because you permanently have a face like a plasterer's radio, like old Beckinsale here, don't start casting aspersions about me, you old witch. Now fuck off

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 19:26
  • Why the long face? etc. (her Dad was okay though) Anyway, isn't Chloe Sevigny more likely to be the one chugging down a gobful of man-gravy?

    BigPhil Sun, 15/11/2009 - 20:36

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