Eva considered covering up?
Thu, 24/02/2011 - 16:05 by Harry Bow

Quick, call the Female Body Inspectors - there's a thief at large in LA (no, not Lindsay Lohan) and they've pinched a bunch of naked photos of Eva Mendes...

A thief, who obviously didn't realise it might be far more simple to just type "eva mendes nude" into Google, has stolen six naked pictures of the actress while they were en route to an art gallery. Unfortunately the sticky-fingered swindler is laughing all the way to the (wank) bank; the show's photographer, Lyndon Chubbuck has revealed that he's unlikely to be reunited with the goods, telling TMZ:

"The cops aren't really going to put a mad hunt out for my Eva photos."

Dunno - it's not like they've got anything better to do.

 

That pesky thief must be sat somewhere happily emptying the load out his swag sacks, leaving someone else to clear up the mess... He needs a good bashing.

 

Don't worry, there are plenty more Eva Mendes nudie snaps to go round - see gallery...

  • well... some of the photos are not impressive

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    Bombas Fri, 25/02/2011 - 15:26
  • You mashed your mother's button?! Jeez this place is worse than I thought. Get some help. I think you just crossed some kind of confessional line there.

    stella ah trois Fri, 25/02/2011 - 14:33
  • LOL Tesco you might think your alone there with that but my mum used to do the same till I sat her down for a day and explained it with small words and pictures and lots of hand signals and button mashing.

    whereswaldo Thu, 24/02/2011 - 21:29
  • Slug! **Come here now. *withering look* I thought things were getting a bit more sticky around here than usual. Had to get a new mop head. ** as in get down here to the basement this minute and tell me what you've been up to now.

    stella ah trois Thu, 24/02/2011 - 20:16
  • I enjoy that these phots are just pictures that someone has taken of a magazine. Like when my auntie wants to show me things on the internet; she prints them out and posts them to me. Then emails me to let me know to expect a letter.

    tescopop Thu, 24/02/2011 - 19:24
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    GretaBritain Thu, 24/02/2011 - 16:38
  • Natural Breasts, Juicy Thighs - Two Tumbs Fresh.

    GretaBritain Thu, 24/02/2011 - 16:38
  • I enjoy that these phots are just pictures that someone has taken of a magazine. Like when my auntie wants to show me things on the internet; she prints them out and posts them to me. Then emails me to let me know to expect a letter.

    tescopop Thu, 24/02/2011 - 19:24
  • Slug! **Come here now. *withering look* I thought things were getting a bit more sticky around here than usual. Had to get a new mop head. ** as in get down here to the basement this minute and tell me what you've been up to now.

    stella ah trois Thu, 24/02/2011 - 20:16
  • LOL Tesco you might think your alone there with that but my mum used to do the same till I sat her down for a day and explained it with small words and pictures and lots of hand signals and button mashing.

    whereswaldo Thu, 24/02/2011 - 21:29
  • You mashed your mother's button?! Jeez this place is worse than I thought. Get some help. I think you just crossed some kind of confessional line there.

    stella ah trois Fri, 25/02/2011 - 14:33
  • well... some of the photos are not impressive

    Personal essays

    Bombas Fri, 25/02/2011 - 15:26

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