Bruno finally wins an award!
Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:16 by Mr. HM

Jaime Winstone and Alfie Allen turned up but didn't win anything, as did Eva Green and Steve Coogan - but who won??! Find out here!! (I'm trying to big this boring story up a bit - can you tell?)

The winners

Best film: Fish Tank

Best actor: Andy Serkis – Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll

Best actress: Anne-Marie Duff – Nowhere Boy

Best screenplay: Jesse Armstrong/Simon Blackwell/Armando Iannucci/Tony Roche – In the Loop

Most promising newcomer: Peter Strickland for his direction and screenplay of Katalin Varga

Peter Sellers award for comedy: Sacha Baron Cohen – Bruno

Best documentary: Anvil! The Story of Anvil – Sacha Gervasi

Alexander Walker special award: Nicolas Roeg for his contribution to film

Well wasn't that exciting? The only really interesting thing to come out of the night was that Steve Coogan is still planning on making an Alan Partridge film. I'm in two minds about that. On one hand Alan Partridge is the greatest comedy character we have seen since Basil Fawlty and I miss him terribly - on the other hand these kind of films are always, always complete and utter catshit.

In other news, Eva Green needs to get a pair of brighter shoes and how big a bollocking did Alfie Allen get when Jaime Winstone walked down the stairs for the cab and saw he'd not bothered getting ready?

  • I'll salute his bravery when he dons body armour manufactured for 1914-style warfare, carries enough ammo to take out a small Midlands town and yomps from Kandahar to the front line in more than 40 degrees C for about £150 quid a week, like proper men his fucking age. Come to think of it, the idea of any of the Allens ever doing a decent day's work is way out of my imagination, cunts

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:56
  • I'll salute his bravery when he climbs into the polar bear enclosure at london zoo with a fucking dead seal on his back and a penguins corpse on his cock......until then he's just a big nosed cunt making a living taking the piss out of people, I do that all day and you don't see anyone calling me brave, or giving me £25 million quid for doing it for that matter.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:05
  • Alfie Allen is a cock apparently. No that ain't right. He's GOT a big cock. According to his sister. As for Sacha Baron Cohen, I'll salute his "bravery" when he does a documentary ripping the piss out of the jews. Until then he can fuck right off. Oh and Andy Serkis is a sexy piece of fuck. Ugly, bless him, but sexy with it.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:21
  • Your knowledge of who is married to whom in the Z-list celebworld is fucking disturbing, how I'm glad I'm not paying your fucking wages.

    Still, you gave 40 quid to DEC Haiti so it's not all bad

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 01:42
  • that's true, sorry for bringing it up MJ. least he's dead now.

    switch Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:56
  • wish my Dad was a bit less touchy :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:15
  • wish my dad was famous

    switch Tue, 09/02/2010 - 16:11
  • the Evening Standard is just as silly as the Daily Heil

    grange Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:20
  • This is more fucking like it, Mr HM. Jaime Winstone looking like a rough Judy Finnigan, Steve Coogan looking like a perv-o geography teacher and Fiona-off-of-Shameless-when-it-was-good looking crap, (but we love her anyway because she's a national treasure or somesuch, and who cares, she's married to James MacAvoy.)

    tescopop Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:59
  • film awards handed down from london's biggest admag - what an accolade. alfie allen says it all.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:58
  • I was thinking kicked in the chin.

    dandyboy Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:56
  • Jamie Winston looks like someones punched her in the face with an iron

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:44
  • Jamie Winston looks like someones punched her in the face with an iron

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:44
  • I was thinking kicked in the chin.

    dandyboy Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:56
  • film awards handed down from london's biggest admag - what an accolade. alfie allen says it all.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:58
  • This is more fucking like it, Mr HM. Jaime Winstone looking like a rough Judy Finnigan, Steve Coogan looking like a perv-o geography teacher and Fiona-off-of-Shameless-when-it-was-good looking crap, (but we love her anyway because she's a national treasure or somesuch, and who cares, she's married to James MacAvoy.)

    tescopop Tue, 09/02/2010 - 14:59
  • the Evening Standard is just as silly as the Daily Heil

    grange Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:20
  • wish my dad was famous

    switch Tue, 09/02/2010 - 16:11
  • wish my Dad was a bit less touchy :(

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:15
  • that's true, sorry for bringing it up MJ. least he's dead now.

    switch Tue, 09/02/2010 - 17:56
  • Your knowledge of who is married to whom in the Z-list celebworld is fucking disturbing, how I'm glad I'm not paying your fucking wages.

    Still, you gave 40 quid to DEC Haiti so it's not all bad

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 01:42
  • Alfie Allen is a cock apparently. No that ain't right. He's GOT a big cock. According to his sister. As for Sacha Baron Cohen, I'll salute his "bravery" when he does a documentary ripping the piss out of the jews. Until then he can fuck right off. Oh and Andy Serkis is a sexy piece of fuck. Ugly, bless him, but sexy with it.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:21
  • I'll salute his bravery when he climbs into the polar bear enclosure at london zoo with a fucking dead seal on his back and a penguins corpse on his cock......until then he's just a big nosed cunt making a living taking the piss out of people, I do that all day and you don't see anyone calling me brave, or giving me £25 million quid for doing it for that matter.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:05
  • I'll salute his bravery when he dons body armour manufactured for 1914-style warfare, carries enough ammo to take out a small Midlands town and yomps from Kandahar to the front line in more than 40 degrees C for about £150 quid a week, like proper men his fucking age. Come to think of it, the idea of any of the Allens ever doing a decent day's work is way out of my imagination, cunts

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:56

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