Jaime Winstone at the Evening Standard Film Awards
Bruno finally wins an award!
Tue, 09/02/2010 - 13:16 by Mr. HMJaime Winstone and Alfie Allen turned up but didn't win anything, as did Eva Green and Steve Coogan - but who won??! Find out here!! (I'm trying to big this boring story up a bit - can you tell?)
The winners
Best film: Fish Tank
Best actor: Andy Serkis – Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
Best actress: Anne-Marie Duff – Nowhere Boy
Best screenplay: Jesse Armstrong/Simon Blackwell/Armando Iannucci/Tony Roche – In the Loop
Most promising newcomer: Peter Strickland for his direction and screenplay of Katalin Varga
Peter Sellers award for comedy: Sacha Baron Cohen – Bruno
Best documentary: Anvil! The Story of Anvil – Sacha Gervasi
Alexander Walker special award: Nicolas Roeg for his contribution to film
Well wasn't that exciting? The only really interesting thing to come out of the night was that Steve Coogan is still planning on making an Alan Partridge film. I'm in two minds about that. On one hand Alan Partridge is the greatest comedy character we have seen since Basil Fawlty and I miss him terribly - on the other hand these kind of films are always, always complete and utter catshit.
In other news, Eva Green needs to get a pair of brighter shoes and how big a bollocking did Alfie Allen get when Jaime Winstone walked down the stairs for the cab and saw he'd not bothered getting ready?
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I'll salute his bravery when he dons body armour manufactured for 1914-style warfare, carries enough ammo to take out a small Midlands town and yomps from Kandahar to the front line in more than 40 degrees C for about £150 quid a week, like proper men his fucking age. Come to think of it, the idea of any of the Allens ever doing a decent day's work is way out of my imagination, cunts
I'll salute his bravery when he climbs into the polar bear enclosure at london zoo with a fucking dead seal on his back and a penguins corpse on his cock......until then he's just a big nosed cunt making a living taking the piss out of people, I do that all day and you don't see anyone calling me brave, or giving me £25 million quid for doing it for that matter.
Alfie Allen is a cock apparently. No that ain't right. He's GOT a big cock. According to his sister. As for Sacha Baron Cohen, I'll salute his "bravery" when he does a documentary ripping the piss out of the jews. Until then he can fuck right off. Oh and Andy Serkis is a sexy piece of fuck. Ugly, bless him, but sexy with it.
Your knowledge of who is married to whom in the Z-list celebworld is fucking disturbing, how I'm glad I'm not paying your fucking wages.
Still, you gave 40 quid to DEC Haiti so it's not all bad
that's true, sorry for bringing it up MJ. least he's dead now.
wish my Dad was a bit less touchy :(
wish my dad was famous
the Evening Standard is just as silly as the Daily Heil
This is more fucking like it, Mr HM. Jaime Winstone looking like a rough Judy Finnigan, Steve Coogan looking like a perv-o geography teacher and Fiona-off-of-Shameless-when-it-was-good looking crap, (but we love her anyway because she's a national treasure or somesuch, and who cares, she's married to James MacAvoy.)
film awards handed down from london's biggest admag - what an accolade. alfie allen says it all.
I was thinking kicked in the chin.
Jamie Winston looks like someones punched her in the face with an iron
Jamie Winston looks like someones punched her in the face with an iron
I was thinking kicked in the chin.
film awards handed down from london's biggest admag - what an accolade. alfie allen says it all.
This is more fucking like it, Mr HM. Jaime Winstone looking like a rough Judy Finnigan, Steve Coogan looking like a perv-o geography teacher and Fiona-off-of-Shameless-when-it-was-good looking crap, (but we love her anyway because she's a national treasure or somesuch, and who cares, she's married to James MacAvoy.)
the Evening Standard is just as silly as the Daily Heil
wish my dad was famous
wish my Dad was a bit less touchy :(
that's true, sorry for bringing it up MJ. least he's dead now.
Your knowledge of who is married to whom in the Z-list celebworld is fucking disturbing, how I'm glad I'm not paying your fucking wages.
Still, you gave 40 quid to DEC Haiti so it's not all bad
Alfie Allen is a cock apparently. No that ain't right. He's GOT a big cock. According to his sister. As for Sacha Baron Cohen, I'll salute his "bravery" when he does a documentary ripping the piss out of the jews. Until then he can fuck right off. Oh and Andy Serkis is a sexy piece of fuck. Ugly, bless him, but sexy with it.
I'll salute his bravery when he climbs into the polar bear enclosure at london zoo with a fucking dead seal on his back and a penguins corpse on his cock......until then he's just a big nosed cunt making a living taking the piss out of people, I do that all day and you don't see anyone calling me brave, or giving me £25 million quid for doing it for that matter.
I'll salute his bravery when he dons body armour manufactured for 1914-style warfare, carries enough ammo to take out a small Midlands town and yomps from Kandahar to the front line in more than 40 degrees C for about £150 quid a week, like proper men his fucking age. Come to think of it, the idea of any of the Allens ever doing a decent day's work is way out of my imagination, cunts