Either that or her face is still recovering from last night's DIY face-lift.
As previously reported, Posh was back in London for last night's British Fashion Awards, but she's already topped-up her air-miles with a trip to Paris, where she'll be spreading her incredible fashion wisdom and flogging her new line of £300 jeans and leggings (jeg.. jegg.. can't quite say it).
Now, if only Lily Allen would take note of this new trend and push that brim down a little...
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COMMENTS (13)
Frau Flick enters Paris ...ooh i'm sooo loving that Gestapo chic
How the hell can she see where she's going? She won't look so smooth when that hat's poking out of the top of a manhole.
I honestly thought it was Pete Docherty before I read the caption.
Quite simply, I don't understand the fucking kerfuffle about this twat (in a hat)
Stuck up talentless twiglet.
So now the fashion world's taking cues from Indiana Jones?
Can't she just for once wear jeans and a t-shirt? Why all the drama dressing? And why does she still need to be seen? She's so odd.
Wow good to see Judge Doom alive and well
Victoria Beckham & Lady Gaga have been spotted out together.....
I'm assuming she's got an enormous fucking zit on her forehead which no amount of camouflage can cover up.