Glamour-less
Wed, 09/06/2010 - 11:11 by

They all looked perfect and shiny on their way into the Glamour Awards, but no one was looking very glamorous on their way out. Actually, that's a lie. Karen Gillan was looking like a pristine ginger angel sent down from heaven, as always. Everyone else, however, looked rougher than Lindsay Lohan after a night out without her SCRAM bracelet...

The main culprits were the gruesome twosome of Pixie Geldof and Miquita Oliver. Oliver looked like a miserable cow all night and Pixie Geldof never fails to get on our tits - especially when she attends fancy award ceremonies dressed in a fucking baseball cap.

Lily Allen was equally as dreary, Diana Vickers nearly let her crotch loose, Florence Welch cowered from the cameras, Zoe Saldana did a funny face, Fearne Cotton puckered up and Billie Piper had a much-needed fag.

And that leaves us with Karen Gillan, who can do no wrong.

  • I'm pleased to say I don't know who Karen Gillan is... I'm not so pleased to say that I do know who Miquita Oliver is, there's no justice, after all playschool hasn't been on tv for at least 15 years

    cocknocker Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:32
  • But those legs! The legs! And that slightly bored look.
    Irresistible

    fuckwit Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:20
  • She needs to get fucking run over by a juggernaut, the talentless, plagiarising ginger biff

    koshmar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 23:30
  • Can we just scale down the Karen Gillan thing please? She's not that great looking, and if the Dr Who series is anything to gauge her acting ability by, she's no Meryl Streep either.

    Fucking hell, some people are so easily suckered in....

    koshmar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 23:09
  • ah, the ever changing expressions of Abbey Clancey. Gormless Cretin.

    GretaBritain Wed, 09/06/2010 - 18:24
  • Florence needs to fuck right now.

    The Cheddar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 15:21
  • Without Karen there would have been no glamour at all , she is peng.

    grange Wed, 09/06/2010 - 14:23
  • Who the fuck is Miquita Oliver? I thought it was Terence Trent D'Arby

    merylhighground Wed, 09/06/2010 - 13:03
  • Who the fuck is Miquita Oliver? I thought it was Terence Trent D'Arby

    merylhighground Wed, 09/06/2010 - 13:03
  • Without Karen there would have been no glamour at all , she is peng.

    grange Wed, 09/06/2010 - 14:23
  • Florence needs to fuck right now.

    The Cheddar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 15:21
  • ah, the ever changing expressions of Abbey Clancey. Gormless Cretin.

    GretaBritain Wed, 09/06/2010 - 18:24
  • Can we just scale down the Karen Gillan thing please? She's not that great looking, and if the Dr Who series is anything to gauge her acting ability by, she's no Meryl Streep either.

    Fucking hell, some people are so easily suckered in....

    koshmar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 23:09
  • She needs to get fucking run over by a juggernaut, the talentless, plagiarising ginger biff

    koshmar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 23:30
  • But those legs! The legs! And that slightly bored look.
    Irresistible

    fuckwit Thu, 10/06/2010 - 11:20
  • I'm pleased to say I don't know who Karen Gillan is... I'm not so pleased to say that I do know who Miquita Oliver is, there's no justice, after all playschool hasn't been on tv for at least 15 years

    cocknocker Thu, 17/06/2010 - 15:32

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