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Everyone thinks Alesha Dixon is rubbish on Come Dancing

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Alesha being shit on Come Dancing

strictly shit

Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:59 by Metrosexual

The world and his wife (ie all the papers) have decided Alesha Dixon is a rubbish judge on Strictly Come Dancing and are demanding she is sacked!

Defiant-but-crap Alesha "vows" she will carry on regardless...

The flop popstrel says:

"My job is not to replace Arlene, my job is to provide a perspective that was maybe missing before and that is the understanding of the performance aspects and of just how tough it is to perform to the standards the viewers expect.

Having been through the Strictly experience I can relate to what they are going through."

A BBC spokesperson added:

"The bosses are really pleased with her. Alesha will be staying on the judging panel for the rest of the series."

Phew! Breathe a sigh of relief Alesha. Everyone still thinks you're shit though!

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Er, wasn't she in Mis-teeq? Still shite mind.
dandyboy Tue, 22/09/2009 - 09:07
I for one am fucking ecstatic that she is shite. Maybe this year my missus won't subject me to this mangy cock-froth.
Mr Beefy Mon, 21/09/2009 - 21:41
You can take the girl out of So Solid Crew, But you cant take So Solid Crew out of the girl.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 21/09/2009 - 20:12
You can take the girl out of So Solid Crew, But you cant take So Solid Crew out of the girl. She'll always be shite.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 21/09/2009 - 20:12
She is gobbling some tasty exec BBC cock and make no mistake. I love it when some of dat yoof fink they is regular gangsta, ya, blood? More fucking Chilterns than Compton. Then it's back to mummy and daddy's pile in the country for dinner and shooting some oiks! Yah!
Blartmonster Mon, 21/09/2009 - 19:47
Voted The Saints worst player ever - when up against stiff competition from Reuben Agboola, Francis Benali, Steve Baker, David Speedie and Chicken George Lawrence no less.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 19:14
Then you're clearly too young to remember Carlton Palmer
jiggerycock Mon, 21/09/2009 - 17:29
NO! CROSSWITS IS A GAME SHOW! NOW YOU GET OVER ME NOT GETTING A LIFE! Is that right? Hang on..yeah.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:45
Do these complaining numpties not realise it's a game show for fucks sake, GET OVER IT AND GET A LIFE!................... phew i feel better now.
katflap Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:00
Yeah Welwyn Garden City. "Some of dat shit I seen round my hood - and Hatfield and Lemsford - make ya blood run cold bruv. We taxed a pair of Rockports from da giant TK Maxx. Checkit."
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:35
Hmm. Exhibit A - that picture up there ^ ?! It's Kriss Akabusi dressed as Pam Grier from Jackie Brown.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:31
She has the smallest head I've EVER seen. It's like a peanut.
JessicaFletcher Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:29
What on earth is this strictly come dancing lark? Some rest home for the tired, Z List celeb desparates and sequin sewing fraternity...
malachysdad Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:08
hey kwebb, she's from da ghetto ya know.
kermits Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:48
It is only SCD not University Challenge , Alesha brings much needed glamour.
grange Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:46
She is fucking hopeless at EVERYTHING SHE DOES! Wake up people at the BBC. Unbelievable. Hmm - this inarticulate, common, fucknut is not able to convey ideas and suggestions about something she has no technical knowledge about?! Well quel surprise?! She did that climb - sorry - sponsored walk up Kilimanjaro earlier in the year. Whilst she pretended to poke poor Africans in a hut with a stick - whilst her new single was played over the montage piece she remarked - "Honestly - right - and like - we don't even know we're born like - when we complain about fings at home." The professional dancers are going to very much resent being commented on by somebody like her. I suspect within a matter of weeks Len will unload one of his "What a load of bladdy nonsense" tirades on her. I watched it chiefly as I was hoping Joe would stick one on the beak of that cunt-ooze Revel Horwood.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:41
EH?

Generally concise and to the point comments, made within her limitations (i.e no attempt to stray into technical areas) from the perspective of a competition insider who has actually won the bloody thing.

As opposed to let's try to shoehorn some asinine alliteration (see what I did there) into my every muttering whilst getting a wide on over (youthful) male celebritie's torsos.

I know who I'd rather have.
More to the point, Calzaghe couldn't have given a more robotic performance if his music had been Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'.
jiggerycock Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:16

EH?

Generally concise and to the point comments, made within her limitations (i.e no attempt to stray into technical areas) from the perspective of a competition insider who has actually won the bloody thing.

As opposed to let's try to shoehorn some asinine alliteration (see what I did there) into my every muttering whilst getting a wide on over (youthful) male celebritie's torsos.

I know who I'd rather have.
More to the point, Calzaghe couldn't have given a more robotic performance if his music had been Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'.
jiggerycock Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:16
She is fucking hopeless at EVERYTHING SHE DOES! Wake up people at the BBC. Unbelievable. Hmm - this inarticulate, common, fucknut is not able to convey ideas and suggestions about something she has no technical knowledge about?! Well quel surprise?! She did that climb - sorry - sponsored walk up Kilimanjaro earlier in the year. Whilst she pretended to poke poor Africans in a hut with a stick - whilst her new single was played over the montage piece she remarked - "Honestly - right - and like - we don't even know we're born like - when we complain about fings at home." The professional dancers are going to very much resent being commented on by somebody like her. I suspect within a matter of weeks Len will unload one of his "What a load of bladdy nonsense" tirades on her. I watched it chiefly as I was hoping Joe would stick one on the beak of that cunt-ooze Revel Horwood.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:41
It is only SCD not University Challenge , Alesha brings much needed glamour.
grange Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:46
hey kwebb, she's from da ghetto ya know.
kermits Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:48
What on earth is this strictly come dancing lark? Some rest home for the tired, Z List celeb desparates and sequin sewing fraternity...
malachysdad Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:08
She has the smallest head I've EVER seen. It's like a peanut.
JessicaFletcher Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:29
Hmm. Exhibit A - that picture up there ^ ?! It's Kriss Akabusi dressed as Pam Grier from Jackie Brown.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:31
Yeah Welwyn Garden City. "Some of dat shit I seen round my hood - and Hatfield and Lemsford - make ya blood run cold bruv. We taxed a pair of Rockports from da giant TK Maxx. Checkit."
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 14:35
Do these complaining numpties not realise it's a game show for fucks sake, GET OVER IT AND GET A LIFE!................... phew i feel better now.
katflap Mon, 21/09/2009 - 15:00
NO! CROSSWITS IS A GAME SHOW! NOW YOU GET OVER ME NOT GETTING A LIFE! Is that right? Hang on..yeah.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 16:45
Then you're clearly too young to remember Carlton Palmer
jiggerycock Mon, 21/09/2009 - 17:29
Voted The Saints worst player ever - when up against stiff competition from Reuben Agboola, Francis Benali, Steve Baker, David Speedie and Chicken George Lawrence no less.
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 19:14
She is gobbling some tasty exec BBC cock and make no mistake. I love it when some of dat yoof fink they is regular gangsta, ya, blood? More fucking Chilterns than Compton. Then it's back to mummy and daddy's pile in the country for dinner and shooting some oiks! Yah!
Blartmonster Mon, 21/09/2009 - 19:47
You can take the girl out of So Solid Crew, But you cant take So Solid Crew out of the girl. She'll always be shite.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 21/09/2009 - 20:12
You can take the girl out of So Solid Crew, But you cant take So Solid Crew out of the girl.
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Mon, 21/09/2009 - 20:12
I for one am fucking ecstatic that she is shite. Maybe this year my missus won't subject me to this mangy cock-froth.
Mr Beefy Mon, 21/09/2009 - 21:41
Er, wasn't she in Mis-teeq? Still shite mind.
dandyboy Tue, 22/09/2009 - 09:07

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