Ex- Big Brother HM Mario and Lisa give a visual representation of desperation

Big Brother's Lisa in the final throes of dignity

Move along now please!

Tue, 08/09/2009 - 09:04 by Mr. HM

In a night that saw every single X,Y and Z Lister don their New Look frocks and run through Claire's Accessories covered in glue - Big Brother housemates Mario and Lisa finally fulfilled their transformation into a hybrid of every ex-reality show contestant slowing squeezing every last drop of publicity from their moment in the public eye. WARNING, the following pictures contain scenes of embarrassing desperation and 'Mild Peril' - yours.

Just feast your eyes on these pics - they have EVERYTHING. Awful clothes, drunk women, mistaking falling over in the street infront of cameras for a job etc etc.

All this in front of Lisa's daughter. Picture 4 is one of the saddest sights I've seen since that 9/11 programme last night. What the fuck is Lisa wearing? Daft cow thinks she's fucking Janet Jackson when in reality she isn't even Janet Street Porter.

The cast of We Will Rock You have noticed their empty wardrobes and are FURIOUS.

Have a word with yourself love for fucks sake!

Big Brother, Lisa Appleton

Comments

I looked too quickly at pic 6 without reading the caption and thought Jordan and Andre had got back together
moon park Thu, 10/09/2009 - 11:46
Pic 15 - How to guarantee that nobody queue jumps you for a taxi. Leave your fucking rank, "bucket of smashed crabs" looking bitch in the back....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 10/09/2009 - 11:33
the man in the flower shirt should be dead as he hasnt gone on dialasis for a while!
dancingworm Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:11
Who the fuck are these fucking rems?
tescopop Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:54
The nadir of western civilisation.
grange Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:32
you wouldn't with anyone else's would you? I'd run away from home if they had anything to do me... twats.
ElsieE Tue, 08/09/2009 - 13:00
In picture 11, the "gym addict" has his gut overlapping on his trousers. The disturbing image of a man on the pavement who cannot go any lower. Oh hang on a minute- yes he can. Just by having this ghastly slag by his side. What an immense pair of turds.
kermits Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:01
Sweet jesus lord - when I look at these 2, it's like I can't help staring at a plate of fresh vomit. They have got to be the grossest and most embarrassing duet that Britain has ever produced.
kermits Tue, 08/09/2009 - 11:59
Bitch Magnet Tue, 08/09/2009 - 11:39
Pic 16 - has he just done 12 hours graft down the pit or what? It's like a reunion of Big Issue sellers - the 10 year anniversary
Blartmonster Tue, 08/09/2009 - 11:07
Pure douchebaggery. I can't believe I spent the last 45 seconds scanning through these pictures of useless cuntage.
sickofcelebs Tue, 08/09/2009 - 10:43
It looks like the bit in Free Willy where 2 tons of useless, mewling blubber gets stuck in some fishing nets.

He looks like central casting's idea of a Dutch pimp.
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 09:53

It looks like the bit in Free Willy where 2 tons of useless, mewling blubber gets stuck in some fishing nets.

He looks like central casting's idea of a Dutch pimp.
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 09:53
Pure douchebaggery. I can't believe I spent the last 45 seconds scanning through these pictures of useless cuntage.
sickofcelebs Tue, 08/09/2009 - 10:43
Pic 16 - has he just done 12 hours graft down the pit or what? It's like a reunion of Big Issue sellers - the 10 year anniversary
Blartmonster Tue, 08/09/2009 - 11:07
Bitch Magnet Tue, 08/09/2009 - 11:39
Sweet jesus lord - when I look at these 2, it's like I can't help staring at a plate of fresh vomit. They have got to be the grossest and most embarrassing duet that Britain has ever produced.
kermits Tue, 08/09/2009 - 11:59
In picture 11, the "gym addict" has his gut overlapping on his trousers. The disturbing image of a man on the pavement who cannot go any lower. Oh hang on a minute- yes he can. Just by having this ghastly slag by his side. What an immense pair of turds.
kermits Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:01
you wouldn't with anyone else's would you? I'd run away from home if they had anything to do me... twats.
ElsieE Tue, 08/09/2009 - 13:00
The nadir of western civilisation.
grange Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:32
Who the fuck are these fucking rems?
tescopop Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:54
the man in the flower shirt should be dead as he hasnt gone on dialasis for a while!
dancingworm Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:11
Pic 15 - How to guarantee that nobody queue jumps you for a taxi. Leave your fucking rank, "bucket of smashed crabs" looking bitch in the back....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 10/09/2009 - 11:33
I looked too quickly at pic 6 without reading the caption and thought Jordan and Andre had got back together
moon park Thu, 10/09/2009 - 11:46