Sly Stallone, Bruce Willis and Mickey Rourke at The Expendables premiere
They're melting!
Wed, 04/08/2010 - 15:12 by HM writerDescribed as 'the most anticipated film of ALL time' (if you anticipate a film with a cast of faces that look like they're melting) The Expendables, starring Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone, had its premiere in Hollywood yesterday evening...
Although Steven Segal was clearly missing from the line-up, those at the premiere of the action film, which tells the story of "a team of mercenaries that head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator", were its stars, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis with his child bride Emma Heming, Mickey Rourke with his child bride Elena Kuletskaya, director Stallone and his family (though mum Jackie didn't want her plastic surgery upstaged) and Steve Austin who looked a bit like that man who looks like a thumb...
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Pic 3. Sly and the family Stallone!!!! Aha I thankyou
How bored and pissed off does Mickey look? He looks like he wants to smack the photographer
Fucking Stallone for beastial fucks sake!!
The only man who looks like he was removed from the womb using a torque wrench, and survived.
What a pile of fucking wop!
'Eagerly anticipated?' What? As in 'a fucking car crash of a film you're vagely interested in just to see if the poor cunts can still breathe, let alone cut it as plausible thesps'
About as 'eagerly anticipated' as Paul Gascoigne doing The Vagina Monologues.
PS This film's worse than Salt. It's got The
Arsehole Stathe in it so how can it be any good.
In pic 4 Bruce looks as if he's trying to cop a feel. And why not? They're all fine specimens of men even though Sylvester looks as if he's got foil stuck to his fillings while Rourke checks to see if his penis is still there. Don't worry Mickey love, I'm sure it's not run off anywhere. It's probably between your legs. Keeping warm.
In pic 4 Bruce looks as if he's trying to cop a feel. And why not? They're all fine specimens of men even though Sylvester looks as if he's got foil stuck to his fillings while Rourke checks to see if his penis is still there. Don't worry Mickey love, I'm sure it's not run off anywhere. It's probably between your legs. Keeping warm.
PS This film's worse than Salt. It's got The
Arsehole Stathe in it so how can it be any good.
What a pile of fucking wop!
'Eagerly anticipated?' What? As in 'a fucking car crash of a film you're vagely interested in just to see if the poor cunts can still breathe, let alone cut it as plausible thesps'
About as 'eagerly anticipated' as Paul Gascoigne doing The Vagina Monologues.
Fucking Stallone for beastial fucks sake!!
The only man who looks like he was removed from the womb using a torque wrench, and survived.
How bored and pissed off does Mickey look? He looks like he wants to smack the photographer
Pic 3. Sly and the family Stallone!!!! Aha I thankyou
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