They're melting!
Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:12 by HM writer

Described as 'the most anticipated film of ALL time' (if you anticipate a film with a cast of faces that look like they're melting) The Expendables, starring Mickey Rourke and Sylvester Stallone, had its premiere in Hollywood yesterday evening...

Although Steven Segal was clearly missing from the line-up, those at the premiere of the action film, which tells the story of "a team of mercenaries that head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator", were its stars, Dolph Lundgren, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis with his child bride Emma Heming, Mickey Rourke with his child bride Elena Kuletskaya, director Stallone and his family (though mum Jackie didn't want her plastic surgery upstaged) and Steve Austin who looked a bit like that man who looks like a thumb...

 

 

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    linlin7458 Thu, 05/08/2010 - 12:29
  • Pic 3. Sly and the family Stallone!!!! Aha I thankyou

    scatattack Wed, 04/08/2010 - 23:47
  • How bored and pissed off does Mickey look? He looks like he wants to smack the photographer

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 04/08/2010 - 19:13
  • Fucking Stallone for beastial fucks sake!!

    The only man who looks like he was removed from the womb using a torque wrench, and survived.

    jiggerycock Wed, 04/08/2010 - 15:05
  • What a pile of fucking wop!

    'Eagerly anticipated?' What? As in 'a fucking car crash of a film you're vagely interested in just to see if the poor cunts can still breathe, let alone cut it as plausible thesps'

    About as 'eagerly anticipated' as Paul Gascoigne doing The Vagina Monologues.

    jiggerycock Wed, 04/08/2010 - 15:03
  • PS This film's worse than Salt. It's got The
    Arsehole Stathe in it so how can it be any good.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:52
  • In pic 4 Bruce looks as if he's trying to cop a feel. And why not? They're all fine specimens of men even though Sylvester looks as if he's got foil stuck to his fillings while Rourke checks to see if his penis is still there. Don't worry Mickey love, I'm sure it's not run off anywhere. It's probably between your legs. Keeping warm.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:50
  • In pic 4 Bruce looks as if he's trying to cop a feel. And why not? They're all fine specimens of men even though Sylvester looks as if he's got foil stuck to his fillings while Rourke checks to see if his penis is still there. Don't worry Mickey love, I'm sure it's not run off anywhere. It's probably between your legs. Keeping warm.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:50
  • PS This film's worse than Salt. It's got The
    Arsehole Stathe in it so how can it be any good.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 04/08/2010 - 14:52
  • What a pile of fucking wop!

    'Eagerly anticipated?' What? As in 'a fucking car crash of a film you're vagely interested in just to see if the poor cunts can still breathe, let alone cut it as plausible thesps'

    About as 'eagerly anticipated' as Paul Gascoigne doing The Vagina Monologues.

    jiggerycock Wed, 04/08/2010 - 15:03
  • Fucking Stallone for beastial fucks sake!!

    The only man who looks like he was removed from the womb using a torque wrench, and survived.

    jiggerycock Wed, 04/08/2010 - 15:05
  • How bored and pissed off does Mickey look? He looks like he wants to smack the photographer

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 04/08/2010 - 19:13
  • Pic 3. Sly and the family Stallone!!!! Aha I thankyou

    scatattack Wed, 04/08/2010 - 23:47
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