In this afternoon's christmas collecting bowl we've got Rosie Huntingdon-Whitely doing her come-to-bed face, The Queen OF ENGLAND doing her sounds-like-bullshit face, Gerard Depardieu doing his red face, Ann Widdecombe doing her donkey face and Natalie Appleton doing her i'm-so-hip face.

Also, Benedict Cumberbatch, the thinking woman's Simon Amstell.