Fearne Cotton, Marilyn tribute act
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Thu, 24/09/2009 - 17:31 by MetrosexualShouty tit Fearne Cotton has once again demonstrated she's is to fashion what she is to presenting - i.e. complete fucking shit.
We'd say she looks like 80s gender bender Marilyn in these pics, what with the fake hair and massive stupid head piece, but Marilyn was actually a million times better looking.
Her elegant look is really set off by her hideous tattooed feet and crap shoes. Whoo hoo! Did she steal them off a tramp?
Still, we're sure Fearne's a bit too busy to fritter her time away on worrying about her wardrobe this week since she's taken over the Radio 1 mid-morning show.
And guess what? She's shit at that too! "Shakira, what song would you sing at karaoke? Are you going on tour?" She actually makes Jo Whiley look like a naturally gifted broadcaster (which she isn't.)
Does no one else remember the days she was presenting kids TV and shagging that fool Peter Brame from Fame Academy?
Her career's like a hideous media practical joke gone too far...
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Come on Henry, everyone knows TheMong is Mr HM's secret lovechild - it's the only explanation as to how everyone else gets redcarded for being "spooky and rapey" - with his exception.....
As he worked the crowd at Creamfields majestically by playing erm - Groovejet by Spiller and Sophie Ellis Bextor from his iTunes.
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I've just noticed - she's got another one on her fucking foot!
What a fucking ridculous tattoo. She's gonna regret that. Or perhaps not- a sense of regret would require an iota of self -awareness . . .
glad to see parfitt has replaced the gaping talent void of jo whiley and edith "big baby" bowman with somone with a bit of nous. erm...except not.
and while we're on the subject, why in the wide, wide world of sports if vernon fucking kay suddenly touting himself as a dance dj? HE HEADLINED THE RADIO ONE COVERAGE AT CREAMFIELDS FOR FUCKSAKE. this is the same grinng, gurning toss wad that hosts family fortunes, isn't it? you know, the one who collects a pay cheque for sitting at the controls of a radio station for a few hours each week...yes, that one...is he some kind of fucking renaissance man all of a sudden?
i feel like i'm going mad here, the whole world has gone topsy turvy.
If you are forced to visit the wilds of the countryside anytime soon - and are inherently forced to listen to Radio 1 - being the only station you can pick up other than Carrot Cruncher FM - you will no doubt find yourself listening to this little dipshit's radio show. I have never found anybody so vapid, dreary, insincere, irritating, and pointless. She rattles ON AND ON about bands that would have been lucky to get one gig as a favour in their local pub 15 years ago. If she isn't talking about that, she rings some fucknut up at home to see what they're doing. Such shitterati usually includes Reg Yates or Chris Moyles. It begs belief she gets the exposure she does. I just don't understand it.
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Now as is well-known I come from the north but her fucking faux accent makes me want to punch her firmly in that gormless gob toot hard. A gobby, (and, I have it on good authority) arrogant non-entity
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Another example of a wannabe Jo Whiley (but why? Why???) and a lousy sense of musical taste but desperate to "influence" the kids. She's got as much musical sway as Lauren Laverne, but just as hateful.
Wouldn't, even with yours.
Wouldn't, even with yours.
Another example of a wannabe Jo Whiley (but why? Why???) and a lousy sense of musical taste but desperate to "influence" the kids. She's got as much musical sway as Lauren Laverne, but just as hateful.
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I likey Lauren Laverne...
Now as is well-known I come from the north but her fucking faux accent makes me want to punch her firmly in that gormless gob toot hard. A gobby, (and, I have it on good authority) arrogant non-entity
That doesn't put me off doing the things I'd like to do to her, in fact I think I like her even more now. The rules of this site preclude me from going into detail but I would at this time like to thank TheDuke for all his wisdom.
I guess I am alone in rather fancying the little popster then...
Ask themong to post it for you.
He seems to get away with peado/rape comments.
If you are forced to visit the wilds of the countryside anytime soon - and are inherently forced to listen to Radio 1 - being the only station you can pick up other than Carrot Cruncher FM - you will no doubt find yourself listening to this little dipshit's radio show. I have never found anybody so vapid, dreary, insincere, irritating, and pointless. She rattles ON AND ON about bands that would have been lucky to get one gig as a favour in their local pub 15 years ago. If she isn't talking about that, she rings some fucknut up at home to see what they're doing. Such shitterati usually includes Reg Yates or Chris Moyles. It begs belief she gets the exposure she does. I just don't understand it.
glad to see parfitt has replaced the gaping talent void of jo whiley and edith "big baby" bowman with somone with a bit of nous. erm...except not.
and while we're on the subject, why in the wide, wide world of sports if vernon fucking kay suddenly touting himself as a dance dj? HE HEADLINED THE RADIO ONE COVERAGE AT CREAMFIELDS FOR FUCKSAKE. this is the same grinng, gurning toss wad that hosts family fortunes, isn't it? you know, the one who collects a pay cheque for sitting at the controls of a radio station for a few hours each week...yes, that one...is he some kind of fucking renaissance man all of a sudden?
i feel like i'm going mad here, the whole world has gone topsy turvy.
What a fucking ridculous tattoo. She's gonna regret that. Or perhaps not- a sense of regret would require an iota of self -awareness . . .
I've just noticed - she's got another one on her fucking foot!
As he worked the crowd at Creamfields majestically by playing erm - Groovejet by Spiller and Sophie Ellis Bextor from his iTunes.
I too feel your pain if it's any consolation..
Come on Henry, everyone knows TheMong is Mr HM's secret lovechild - it's the only explanation as to how everyone else gets redcarded for being "spooky and rapey" - with his exception.....
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