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Does anyone in the fashion industry ever smile? Suppose money really doesn't buy happiness. Especially if, in order to get said money, you have to either be or socialise with malnurished twats that live almost solely off green tea, and consider a mung bean "a total pigout".

Brilliant.

HAAAA!

why are fashion people all poofters? Its all fake bullshit.

what a bunch of joyless people. They look like they are all about to go and hang themselves. All that money, you would think would give them some happyness they need to drink some booze.

Karl Lagerlagerlagerlager looks a right miserable cunt, doesn't she? Rosa Kwebbs with shades...

Karl Lagertop looks like my late grandmother if she wore shit sunglasses, spangly driving gloves and was in the Gestapo.

... and here's Sean Stewart with his tall and mopey girlfriend Flechette Missile Strike at the Karl Lagershandi show in Paris ....

The only good thing about Fashion Shows is they corral all the vacuous, the simpering, the self-obsessed and the braying into one place.

The bad news is that the Flechette Missile Strike I called in had to be aborted as the Israeli Air Force were all at Helmut Newton's launch party, checking out the new espadrilles they're going to be forced to wear under new, get-tough Amnesty International guidelines

That's what I said...

That male model is giving his best 'Blue Steel'

Looks like a funeral for fashion, and why can't Lagerfeld do a tie up to his collar?

PS, Mopsa, it's FELD not Field.

Look at Lagerfeld. He can barely tolerate it "Who is zis obese lumpen mess daring to stand next to me? Perhaps if I put my shiny driving glove in the foreground it will draw focus from her hideously unfashionable frame"