Fergie not allowed to sleep with women
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Thu, 12/11/2009 - 11:42 by HM writerFergie is obviously trying to sex things up a bit as she's just admitted that she's not allowed to sleep with women (is that the sound of lesbians the world over collectively sighing - with relief?) now that she's married to actor Josh Duhamel, because that would be considered cheating...
Apparently Fergie wasn't aware of this, and had to be informed by her therapist.
She said:
"I've had a lot of fun with women, and I'm not ashamed of it"
But the problem is, she also likes a man with a big cock. What's a woman to do...
She added:
"The problem is that I also love a well-endowed man. But just because I enjoy women doesn't mean I'm allowed to have affairs in my relationship.
"I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it's with girls, so there is a rule there."
But does the same rule also apply to husband Duhamel? Because he's just been accused of sleeping with stripper Nicole Forrester. He has denied her accusations though, branding them "absolutely ridiclous".
In other Fergie news, has she been wetting herself again?
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Norktastic indeed!
OK, but did she go on to win 8 Grand Slam singles tournaments? I think not. Too busy producing the legendary 'Ma humps, ma humps, ma humps, ma humps, ma humps (continue ad nauseam....)'
Where did the big norks come from?
why no mention of the norks?
mmmmmm Norks
Don't delete my comments HM you fucking ballbag. If you post endless stories about shitty cunts like this you can't complain when people call them shitty cunts.
Just sit back and count your ad revenue you fucking sell out.
See I knew it. TRUFAX.
I bet he wouldn't mind watching though, the dirty twat. God she's fucking ugly...
,,,, bet she wants huge cocks cos she's got a cavernous minge
Hahaaaa!
A confirmed rumour (I read a Sunda Times interview with her where she confirmed it) is that she spent all night off her face on meth talking to a hamper. That's right, a laundry basket to you, me and the Queen.
I didnt think she was still married to Edward anymore anyway. If the ginger bint wants to chow down on some rug then let her get on with it- live and let live.
Pic 2, yep, she's definitely been pissing herself again.
Unconfirmed Fergie rumor of the day - I have heard that the reason she looks so plasticky is because she used to have a rather nasty Crystal Meth habit which disolved quite a lot of her face. TRUFAX ? (or maybe not)
Why would she even announce that? Who cares? Only boring women claim to be lezzers when they're not. Fergie had more sense when she was on the smack.
you couldn't make it up eh? oh...actually.
There is something quite butchy about her
Pic 4: Face (and neck) like a bag of marbles. Dobbers mainly.
Pic 4: Face (and neck) like a bag of marbles. Dobbers mainly.
There is something quite butchy about her
you couldn't make it up eh? oh...actually.
Why would she even announce that? Who cares? Only boring women claim to be lezzers when they're not. Fergie had more sense when she was on the smack.
Unconfirmed Fergie rumor of the day - I have heard that the reason she looks so plasticky is because she used to have a rather nasty Crystal Meth habit which disolved quite a lot of her face. TRUFAX ? (or maybe not)
Pic 2, yep, she's definitely been pissing herself again.
I didnt think she was still married to Edward anymore anyway. If the ginger bint wants to chow down on some rug then let her get on with it- live and let live.
A confirmed rumour (I read a Sunda Times interview with her where she confirmed it) is that she spent all night off her face on meth talking to a hamper. That's right, a laundry basket to you, me and the Queen.
Hahaaaa!
I bet he wouldn't mind watching though, the dirty twat. God she's fucking ugly...
,,,, bet she wants huge cocks cos she's got a cavernous minge
See I knew it. TRUFAX.
Don't delete my comments HM you fucking ballbag. If you post endless stories about shitty cunts like this you can't complain when people call them shitty cunts.
Just sit back and count your ad revenue you fucking sell out.
Where did the big norks come from?
why no mention of the norks?
mmmmmm Norks
OK, but did she go on to win 8 Grand Slam singles tournaments? I think not. Too busy producing the legendary 'Ma humps, ma humps, ma humps, ma humps, ma humps (continue ad nauseam....)'
Norktastic indeed!