Fergie, fighting for Cheryl's love
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Fri, 18/06/2010 - 14:30 by Le ChatBisexual, married Fergie has got the hots for our Cheryl, and probably stands more chance than Black Eyed Peas band-mate Will.I.Am.
Good old Fergs has declared Cheryl Cole so god-damn hot that she could "turn anyone". It's true.
"Some girls you look at and think, 'Damn, you shouldn't look that good' - Cheryl is one of them."
And there was more...
"She has this quality that turns powerful men into giggly schoolboys. Any guy that ends up with her will be lucky."
Fergie also said she'd happily take Cheryl out on a date, given the chance.
Well, she's better-looking than Ashley Mole, who's currently frolicking with a Cheryl lookalike lapdancer.
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Ah, Fergie, have you no shame! You'd claim to fancy Suri Cruise, if you thought it would keep your aging throat in the papers and keep the BEP bandwagon rolling thru another world tour...
This is just the media-savvy version of lezzing up your mate in the club to make sure everyone is looking. And keeps looking.
It's a heady mix.
"She has this quality that turns powerful men into giggly schoolboys. Any guy that ends up with her will be lucky."
She also has this knack of calling black toilet attendants "niggers" and beating the fuck out of them as well
Hmm, they could argue over who smells of piss more.
as i read the headline, i knew the text would be le chat.
as i read the headline, i knew the text would be le chat.
Hmm, they could argue over who smells of piss more.
"She has this quality that turns powerful men into giggly schoolboys. Any guy that ends up with her will be lucky."
She also has this knack of calling black toilet attendants "niggers" and beating the fuck out of them as well
It's a heady mix.
Ah, Fergie, have you no shame! You'd claim to fancy Suri Cruise, if you thought it would keep your aging throat in the papers and keep the BEP bandwagon rolling thru another world tour...
This is just the media-savvy version of lezzing up your mate in the club to make sure everyone is looking. And keeps looking.