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Wed, 15/06/2011 - 14:50 by Harry BowSadly Airborne is not a new Bourne instalment, it's a new UK thriller starring Mark Hamill and Gemma Atkinson. Yes, that's not a typo, we don't mean Gemma Arterton, but her of the Hollyoaks and boobs fame. We've also got the big screen adaption of best selling book The Help, which stars the lovely Emma Stone. She don't need no help.
So, which of these will you see?
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What about the shot in the eye that looks more like an accident with the ketchup dispenser in McDonalds..?
OK. Wait. Thrice I have watched the Airborne trailer, and IT MAKES NO SENSE. It's just a bunch of people fighting on a plane. The voiceover man says something like "they're going into a storm, and these good people are going to turn bad" WHY? Is it a magic storm? And why, if al's going to shit, is underwear lady taking the time to have knee trembler in the bogs? Also, on the subject of underwear lady, ain't NObody wears a full stocking suspender set on a flight. That shit is uncomfortable at the best of times.
I cannot wait to see this movie.
Not really though, is it? If this is the yard stick for proper films, then we'd have to agree that Danny Dyer has been in proper films too. [shakes head]
Did I see Mark Hammill in that Airbourne one? Finally, the Star Wars vs Hollyoaks mash-up I've always dreamed of!
He's back in Hollyoaks, having a confusing romance with Urmy Barnes and Leannnnn (who I thought was Michaela McQueen for literally weeks).
Is Lee Hunter in Emmerdale or Hollyoaks now? I can't keep up.
Lisa Hunter in a proper fillum, eh? Who'da thunk it!?
Lisa Hunter in a proper fillum, eh? Who'da thunk it!?
Is Lee Hunter in Emmerdale or Hollyoaks now? I can't keep up.
He's back in Hollyoaks, having a confusing romance with Urmy Barnes and Leannnnn (who I thought was Michaela McQueen for literally weeks).
Did I see Mark Hammill in that Airbourne one? Finally, the Star Wars vs Hollyoaks mash-up I've always dreamed of!
Not really though, is it? If this is the yard stick for proper films, then we'd have to agree that Danny Dyer has been in proper films too. [shakes head]
OK. Wait. Thrice I have watched the Airborne trailer, and IT MAKES NO SENSE. It's just a bunch of people fighting on a plane. The voiceover man says something like "they're going into a storm, and these good people are going to turn bad" WHY? Is it a magic storm? And why, if al's going to shit, is underwear lady taking the time to have knee trembler in the bogs? Also, on the subject of underwear lady, ain't NObody wears a full stocking suspender set on a flight. That shit is uncomfortable at the best of times.
I cannot wait to see this movie.
What about the shot in the eye that looks more like an accident with the ketchup dispenser in McDonalds..?