Dirrty bitch
Wed, 13/01/2010 - 11:57 by Harry Bow

Who's been spotted with a frontal wedgie? Obviously not Lady Gaga...

Actually, let this be a lesson for Lady Gaga - gimp masks... chaps... ridiculous hair... They all get a little tiresome after a while. Before you know it, you find yourself wanting to get taken seriously by doing movies and all that shit - although, as Christina Aguilera demonstrates, something a little skankkky will always linger (normally up the crotch).

Since the one-time Mouseketeer's first acting role is playing a stripper in a film called Burlesque, we doubt it's going to be too much of a stretch - and what better mentor for her than co-star Cher (see pic 3)? Unfortunately, however, production on all other movie projects have ground to a halt while LA make-up supplies are replenished.

  • Nice beaver

    Stramash Wed, 13/01/2010 - 16:39
  • Feeling much the same way, MJ. I don't know about my profoundities here but I have a few others to be taken into account. Wank, fuck, twat, knob. The last one's for you.

    Edit - you being the community police officer, not you lovely Mr Fiddler.

    stella ah trois Wed, 13/01/2010 - 16:12
  • That's lady ga ga isn't it ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 16:08
  • cuntoe anyone?

    switch Wed, 13/01/2010 - 15:56
  • In the Words of Mr Cube, Mr Ren and Mr E - Fuck the police ! Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuck tha po-lice.....

    Come get me copper !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 14:44
  • Now miss Trois theres no need to use the C word, you shuld be saying See You Next Tuesday or similar. Use of such profoundities are outlawed in the 1946 act of Public Speech and Profoundity, where a man can be fined £5 by an officer of the law eg me, and a woman locked up for 7 days. You have been warned.

    officerdibble Wed, 13/01/2010 - 14:32
  • You'd think they e.g. Lindsey Lohan would have invented a range of leggings with some frontal padding by now. A bit like those 'T-Shirt' bras they do in Marks only for your cunty bits.

    stella ah trois Wed, 13/01/2010 - 13:19
  • Have no fear my dear, just been off with a bout of what felt like TB but was really just a cough. I'm the last angry man, they'll never silence me, etc etc x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 13:00
  • Christ Jesus, has she got rickets?
    Her legs are shaped like a nutcracker.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:43
  • MJ! You're back! We thought Mr HM had banned you.

    tescopop Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:37
  • Didn't bother reading the article, so to answer your question: Is it a shot of the West African Rift Valley, taken from outer space?

    jiggerycock Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:15
  • *parks bike*

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:12
  • *wanks*

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:05
  • *wanks*

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:05
  • *parks bike*

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:12
  • Didn't bother reading the article, so to answer your question: Is it a shot of the West African Rift Valley, taken from outer space?

    jiggerycock Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:15
  • MJ! You're back! We thought Mr HM had banned you.

    tescopop Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:37
  • Christ Jesus, has she got rickets?
    Her legs are shaped like a nutcracker.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 13/01/2010 - 12:43
  • Have no fear my dear, just been off with a bout of what felt like TB but was really just a cough. I'm the last angry man, they'll never silence me, etc etc x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 13:00
  • You'd think they e.g. Lindsey Lohan would have invented a range of leggings with some frontal padding by now. A bit like those 'T-Shirt' bras they do in Marks only for your cunty bits.

    stella ah trois Wed, 13/01/2010 - 13:19
  • Now miss Trois theres no need to use the C word, you shuld be saying See You Next Tuesday or similar. Use of such profoundities are outlawed in the 1946 act of Public Speech and Profoundity, where a man can be fined £5 by an officer of the law eg me, and a woman locked up for 7 days. You have been warned.

    officerdibble Wed, 13/01/2010 - 14:32
  • In the Words of Mr Cube, Mr Ren and Mr E - Fuck the police ! Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuck tha po-lice.....

    Come get me copper !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 14:44
  • cuntoe anyone?

    switch Wed, 13/01/2010 - 15:56
  • That's lady ga ga isn't it ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 13/01/2010 - 16:08
  • Feeling much the same way, MJ. I don't know about my profoundities here but I have a few others to be taken into account. Wank, fuck, twat, knob. The last one's for you.

    Edit - you being the community police officer, not you lovely Mr Fiddler.

    stella ah trois Wed, 13/01/2010 - 16:12
  • Nice beaver

    Stramash Wed, 13/01/2010 - 16:39

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