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Wed, 13/01/2010 - 11:57 by Harry BowWho's been spotted with a frontal wedgie? Obviously not Lady Gaga...
Actually, let this be a lesson for Lady Gaga - gimp masks... chaps... ridiculous hair... They all get a little tiresome after a while. Before you know it, you find yourself wanting to get taken seriously by doing movies and all that shit - although, as Christina Aguilera demonstrates, something a little skankkky will always linger (normally up the crotch).
Since the one-time Mouseketeer's first acting role is playing a stripper in a film called Burlesque, we doubt it's going to be too much of a stretch - and what better mentor for her than co-star Cher (see pic 3)? Unfortunately, however, production on all other movie projects have ground to a halt while LA make-up supplies are replenished.
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Nice beaver
Feeling much the same way, MJ. I don't know about my profoundities here but I have a few others to be taken into account. Wank, fuck, twat, knob. The last one's for you.
Edit - you being the community police officer, not you lovely Mr Fiddler.
That's lady ga ga isn't it ?
cuntoe anyone?
In the Words of Mr Cube, Mr Ren and Mr E - Fuck the police ! Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuck tha po-lice.....
Come get me copper !
Now miss Trois theres no need to use the C word, you shuld be saying See You Next Tuesday or similar. Use of such profoundities are outlawed in the 1946 act of Public Speech and Profoundity, where a man can be fined £5 by an officer of the law eg me, and a woman locked up for 7 days. You have been warned.
You'd think they e.g. Lindsey Lohan would have invented a range of leggings with some frontal padding by now. A bit like those 'T-Shirt' bras they do in Marks only for your cunty bits.
Have no fear my dear, just been off with a bout of what felt like TB but was really just a cough. I'm the last angry man, they'll never silence me, etc etc x
Christ Jesus, has she got rickets?
Her legs are shaped like a nutcracker.
MJ! You're back! We thought Mr HM had banned you.
Didn't bother reading the article, so to answer your question: Is it a shot of the West African Rift Valley, taken from outer space?
*parks bike*
*wanks*
*wanks*
*parks bike*
Didn't bother reading the article, so to answer your question: Is it a shot of the West African Rift Valley, taken from outer space?
MJ! You're back! We thought Mr HM had banned you.
Christ Jesus, has she got rickets?
Her legs are shaped like a nutcracker.
Have no fear my dear, just been off with a bout of what felt like TB but was really just a cough. I'm the last angry man, they'll never silence me, etc etc x
You'd think they e.g. Lindsey Lohan would have invented a range of leggings with some frontal padding by now. A bit like those 'T-Shirt' bras they do in Marks only for your cunty bits.
Now miss Trois theres no need to use the C word, you shuld be saying See You Next Tuesday or similar. Use of such profoundities are outlawed in the 1946 act of Public Speech and Profoundity, where a man can be fined £5 by an officer of the law eg me, and a woman locked up for 7 days. You have been warned.
In the Words of Mr Cube, Mr Ren and Mr E - Fuck the police ! Fuh Fuh Fuh Fuck tha po-lice.....
Come get me copper !
cuntoe anyone?
That's lady ga ga isn't it ?
Feeling much the same way, MJ. I don't know about my profoundities here but I have a few others to be taken into account. Wank, fuck, twat, knob. The last one's for you.
Edit - you being the community police officer, not you lovely Mr Fiddler.
Nice beaver