Lose your lunch Thursday!
Thu, 30/07/2009 - 11:50 by HM writer

Michael Winner Flavio Briatore enjoyed a cuddle and a frolic in the sea with his child-bride 28-year-old wife, model Elisabetta Gregoraci, during their romantic holiday in Sardinia. It's lose your lunch Thursday!

The 59-year-old billionaire Formula One boss and joint owner of Queen Park Rangers, who is the father of Victoria Secrets model Heidi Klum's first child (how does he get all the women?), showed off his stunning physique although it looks as though his Wonderbra model wife has let herself go a bit...

*Loses lunch and cancels summer holiday to Sardinia*

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    ottisgibson2009 Wed, 10/03/2010 - 09:16
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    ottisgibson2009 Wed, 10/03/2010 - 09:13
  • Just what is it that these young woman find so interesting about the Formula 1 team owning, monaco resident (big boaty thing in the harbour), multi-billionaire pensioner?

    ratsville Fri, 31/07/2009 - 18:59
  • Its his wad of notes tucked in his shorts that does it, any way shes a heap better than Jordan Katie Prickrot what ever shes called.

    carbon cowboy Fri, 31/07/2009 - 14:39
  • Oh yeah that FUPA is dead sexy.

    Nice body, shame about the face. Is that what passes as a model in Italy? She certainly ain't no Klum.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 31/07/2009 - 12:42
  • So tell me love, what did you first see in multi millionaire Flavio Briatore...

    rogerramjet Fri, 31/07/2009 - 12:18
  • He's got bigger tits than she has!

    Columbia Thu, 30/07/2009 - 23:03
  • It's like watching your grandad goosing some young bit of drunken stuff outside the 8 till late with the promise of a packet of B&H and a WKD if she'll suck him off.... and just as fucking uncomfortable to watch

    Blartmonster Thu, 30/07/2009 - 15:37
  • Fuck it, if I was obese and 59 years old, but also a billionaire, this is the kind of bird I'd be knocking about with. Mind the ticker, Flavio.

    gagged Thu, 30/07/2009 - 13:19
  • Good luck to him. He's the patron saint of punching above your weight. Did he meet his new bird at a QPR home game?

    kwebb Thu, 30/07/2009 - 13:13
  • I'm sure his personality outweighs his bank balance.

    sickofcelebs Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:54
  • Flavio looks like a negative Danny Baker but he is still a legend!

    gago Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:43
  • Flavio looks like a negative Danny Baker but he is still a legend!

    gago Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:43
  • I'm sure his personality outweighs his bank balance.

    sickofcelebs Thu, 30/07/2009 - 12:54
  • Good luck to him. He's the patron saint of punching above your weight. Did he meet his new bird at a QPR home game?

    kwebb Thu, 30/07/2009 - 13:13
  • Fuck it, if I was obese and 59 years old, but also a billionaire, this is the kind of bird I'd be knocking about with. Mind the ticker, Flavio.

    gagged Thu, 30/07/2009 - 13:19
  • It's like watching your grandad goosing some young bit of drunken stuff outside the 8 till late with the promise of a packet of B&H and a WKD if she'll suck him off.... and just as fucking uncomfortable to watch

    Blartmonster Thu, 30/07/2009 - 15:37
  • He's got bigger tits than she has!

    Columbia Thu, 30/07/2009 - 23:03
  • So tell me love, what did you first see in multi millionaire Flavio Briatore...

    rogerramjet Fri, 31/07/2009 - 12:18
  • Oh yeah that FUPA is dead sexy.

    Nice body, shame about the face. Is that what passes as a model in Italy? She certainly ain't no Klum.

    mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 31/07/2009 - 12:42
  • Its his wad of notes tucked in his shorts that does it, any way shes a heap better than Jordan Katie Prickrot what ever shes called.

    carbon cowboy Fri, 31/07/2009 - 14:39
  • Just what is it that these young woman find so interesting about the Formula 1 team owning, monaco resident (big boaty thing in the harbour), multi-billionaire pensioner?

    ratsville Fri, 31/07/2009 - 18:59
  • Nice job, it’s a great post. The info is good to know!
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    ottisgibson2009 Wed, 10/03/2010 - 09:13
  • Excellent blog post, I look forward to reading more.
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    ottisgibson2009 Wed, 10/03/2010 - 09:16

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