It's your favourite time of year again. No, not Eurovision - that's next week. And not Christmas either - that's been cancelled this year. It is, however, the time of year when Forbes Magazine decide to tell us all just how rich some people in the world are, how they can afford to buy as many big houses, fast cars and Waitrose ready meals as they want, and remind you of how, on Sundays, you wait 'til around 6pm to make your weekly trip to Aldi so you can get there just in time to catch all the best deals in the reduced aisle. We got some scotch eggs for 12p last week. Anyway, first it's the turn of the supermodels to make you realise how much of a failure your life has been...

If the ancient myth is true, then Gisele Bundchen - as first, you are sadly the worst, Heidi Klum - as second, well done, you are the best, and Kate Moss - as third, you are the one with the hairy chest.

We fucking knew it.

New entires this year include Lara Stone - David Walliams' wifey, who is one of those typical 'not-actually-that-attractive-but-has-that-modelly-look' models - and Candice Swanepoel, who has bumped her fellow Victoria's Secret Angel, Miranda Kerr, off the list. Good work, Swanepol - however you pronounce your ridiculous name.

Here's the top 10 pretty girls who've become pretty rich girls:

1. Gisele Bundchen - $45 million

2. Heidi Klum - $20 million

3. Kate Moss - $13.5 million

4. Adriana Lima - $8 million

5. Alessandra Ambrosio - $5 million

6. Daria Werbowy - $4.5 million

7. Lara Stone - $4.5 million

8. Carolyn Murhpy - $4.3 million

9. Natalia Vodianova - $4 million

10. Candice Swanepoel - $2 million