Forget the Ashley and Cheryl divorce - Kerry and Mark tastes a whole lot sweeter

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Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:48 by Mr. HM

Who needs an X Factor judge, pop star and footballer when you've got Lamborghini HP credit expert Mark Croft? not us...

It appears the rumours are 100% true - here he is without his wedding ring. Kerry Katona and Mark Croft are no more. I feel like we've been through so much together, it's like losing a dear, dear friend.

National helplines are currently being set up to cope with the influx of distraught dealers people across the United Kingdom.

*Looks at clouds, punches chest, solitary tear trickles slowly down face*

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Comments

  • Just like the Cole divorce, only with kebab wrappers and council tax rebate slips instead of cars and houses.

    dandyboy Wed, 24/02/2010 - 21:09

  • I'll hold your coat.

    Mr. HM Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:59

  • If this is just another ruse so Kerry can flog "I FORGIVES HIM I DOES! We're back together and still in love and that!!1!" stories to OK magazine, then I will personally go round to their house and skull fuck them.

    Fin.

    misterman Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:58

  • If this is just another ruse so Kerry can flog "I FORGIVES HIM I DOES! We're back together and still in love and that!!1!" stories to OK magazine, then I will personally go round to their house and skull fuck them.

    Fin.

    misterman Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:58

  • I'll hold your coat.

    Mr. HM Wed, 24/02/2010 - 17:59

  • Just like the Cole divorce, only with kebab wrappers and council tax rebate slips instead of cars and houses.

    dandyboy Wed, 24/02/2010 - 21:09

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