Frankie Sandford gave her bandmates 22 good reasons to forget about the fact they won't have a career in a year's time and get blind drunk last night, as she marked the 22nd anniversary of her birth with a trip to one of London's classier establishments, Chinawhite's. And, boy, did they get blind drunk. But despite showing as much poise as a fat bloke in a house made of burgers, the girls did hold on to a tiny smidgen of grace, by not flashing their pants in the back of the taxi for the first time ever. A momentous occasion.

Unless she successfully escaped the photographers and hid down an alleyway spewing up her body weight (admittedly, not very much) in Bacardi Breezers, birthday girl Frankie actually appeared to be the sober one of the group last night. Instead, it was up to the supposedly mature member, 29-year-old Una, to take the esteemed role of 'biggest mess'.

Una clearly had uno too many to drink (sorry), and the HM lens was there to capture her finest moments: grasping onto her boyfriend's neck for dear life, followed by an immensely inaccurate attempt to kiss him and a beautiful embrace with fellow bandmate, Vanessa, in the back of a taxi with visible stains down her side. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

Meanwhile, the only other member of 'The Sats' kicking about was Rochelle Wiseman, who emerged from the club hand-in-hand with what looks like a new boyfriend, and replacement for her ex, JLS' Marvin. Not a very sly move, considering Marvin was standing watching on, cutting a lonesome figure in the middle of the road.

So, there you have it. A clean-cut girlband transformed into a staggering mess. Whatever next?

Happy Birthday Frankie!