Frankie looking sad with Dougie at the May Fair hotelFrankie looking sad with Dougie at the May Fair hotel

We've Got Tissues
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 09:46 by HM writer

Unfortunately a slow and painful news day has caused us to lift our Saturdays ban (come on - we've given you Jodie Marsh, what more could you possibly want?) so here's Frankie Saturday and Dougie McFly meeting at the May Fair hotel, a place so dull and predictable that not even Tanya MacIntosh would be seen dead there anymore...

Mind you, it's been a while since Louis Walsh has been...

And let us not forget that Peaches Geldof is the hotel's ambassador. And that it's Danielle Lloyd and Peter Andre's favourite haunt.

Frankie and Dougie, who recently split up and caused the nation to weep for weeks, had an emotional and teary catch up over a a few mojitos before leaving separately and probably not having that remembrance shag Mr HM has been longing for.

Besides, Frankie has said recently:

"I'm not interested in men right now. I'd prefer to wait until the right guy comes along rather than start dating someone just for the sake of it."

Someone tell that to Chanelle...

  • Is there really a more inconsequential and less relevant pair of cunts?

    koshmar Wed, 14/04/2010 - 23:27
  • Haaaaaa! Gross.

    tescopop Tue, 13/04/2010 - 15:19
  • Seems a bit late for the obligatory relationship post-mortem (there's generally either a massive argument, or one partner begging for another chance whilst the other one gets upset and feels guilty).

    retrovertigo Tue, 13/04/2010 - 14:59
  • It's their combovers that came between them in the end.

    spandex Tue, 13/04/2010 - 14:28
  • Pic 1 is not an emotional reunion. All girls like her sit picking bits of false eyelash glue out of their eyes while you're talking to them. And sometimes eating it.

    merylhighground Tue, 13/04/2010 - 12:13
  • Pic 1 is not an emotional reunion. All girls like her sit picking bits of false eyelash glue out of their eyes while you're talking to them. And sometimes eating it.

    merylhighground Tue, 13/04/2010 - 12:13
  • It's their combovers that came between them in the end.

    spandex Tue, 13/04/2010 - 14:28
  • Seems a bit late for the obligatory relationship post-mortem (there's generally either a massive argument, or one partner begging for another chance whilst the other one gets upset and feels guilty).

    retrovertigo Tue, 13/04/2010 - 14:59
  • Haaaaaa! Gross.

    tescopop Tue, 13/04/2010 - 15:19
  • Is there really a more inconsequential and less relevant pair of cunts?

    koshmar Wed, 14/04/2010 - 23:27

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