Frankie gets porked
Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:31 by Mr. HM

Frankie Sandford, pixie-like singer from The Saturdays and shagger of McFly member can now put life saving heroine down on her CV...

Whilst filming for new entertainment show Live from Studio Five (and believe me, it IS entertaining, although possibly not in the way Five intend) those little baby miniature pigs were also doing something there (possibly showing Ian Wright a thing or two about presenting?).

Anyway, like a scene from Cannonball Run, one of the little dudes escaped in SKY's carpark and the whole thing quickly descended into a Benny Hill farce.

Luckily Frankie was there to save the day. Lucky for the dude who does his best to cop an eyeful at 19 seconds. Amazing.

In other miniature pig news:

  • Who the fuck? What the fuck?

    and why the fuck?

    Mr Beefy Sat, 10/10/2009 - 23:27
  • All these non-stories are just excuses for more page impressions. More ads, more stupid fucking video trailers that you can't skip, blah blah fucking blah.

    aaaargh Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:51
  • I do want one of those little piggies though... Nyawwww.

    belladonnaanodyne Sat, 10/10/2009 - 09:38
  • i would bash her one, no word of a lie

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Sat, 10/10/2009 - 08:26
  • I can't wait for the rapidly approaching day to come - where you all sit there - and look at each other across your desks in HM, and think "Why are we writing this dross?" It'll be like that final scene in V for Vendetta. You'll all file out onto the street in an orderly fashion. I can supply the masks.

    kwebb Sat, 10/10/2009 - 03:09
  • Fucking hell - the fag end of f-list celebdom; a 'pixie-like singer from The Saturdays and shagger of McFly member' in a "story" about a pig? A fucking no-mark in a non-story.... Fucking slow news day in HM towers, eh?

    Blartmonster Sat, 10/10/2009 - 00:20
  • No, seriously. Who is this person and why are you showing her to us?

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 18:19
  • Bacon fans.

    Mr. HM Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:55
  • Why are you telling us this? Who could this information possibly interest?

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:52
  • Why are you telling us this? Who could this information possibly interest?

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:52
  • Bacon fans.

    Mr. HM Fri, 09/10/2009 - 17:55
  • No, seriously. Who is this person and why are you showing her to us?

    BustySinclair Fri, 09/10/2009 - 18:19
  • Fucking hell - the fag end of f-list celebdom; a 'pixie-like singer from The Saturdays and shagger of McFly member' in a "story" about a pig? A fucking no-mark in a non-story.... Fucking slow news day in HM towers, eh?

    Blartmonster Sat, 10/10/2009 - 00:20
  • I can't wait for the rapidly approaching day to come - where you all sit there - and look at each other across your desks in HM, and think "Why are we writing this dross?" It'll be like that final scene in V for Vendetta. You'll all file out onto the street in an orderly fashion. I can supply the masks.

    kwebb Sat, 10/10/2009 - 03:09
  • i would bash her one, no word of a lie

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Sat, 10/10/2009 - 08:26
  • I do want one of those little piggies though... Nyawwww.

    belladonnaanodyne Sat, 10/10/2009 - 09:38
  • All these non-stories are just excuses for more page impressions. More ads, more stupid fucking video trailers that you can't skip, blah blah fucking blah.

    aaaargh Sat, 10/10/2009 - 11:51
  • Who the fuck? What the fuck?

    and why the fuck?

    Mr Beefy Sat, 10/10/2009 - 23:27

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