Frankie Saturday and Dougie McFly split, footballers polish cocks in preparation

7 Frankie Saturdays is now back on the market Frankie from the Saturday's arse advert Frankie has McFlown Dougie now has time to go out with THE LADS!Forgetting her trousers was the straw that broke the camel's back Frankie and Dougie have split - a world sobs

Frankie and Dougie have split - a world sobs

This Bird has McFlown

Thu, 04/03/2010 - 13:00 by Mr. HM

I know we have a self enforced boycott of all things Saturdays, but this news is just too sad to leave. Frankie and Dougie have *blub* split up. I know, I know...

This devastating news was brought to our attention by The Mirror.

"Frankie is so upset. She had moved in with Dougie and she thought their romance was for keeps. But she is heart-broken after they split because of both of their work commitments were gett...

*RECORD SCRATCHES, PUB SILENCES, POOL BALL STOPS INCH FROM POCKET*

What. Work. Commitments? She hasn't done anything except turn up at clubs every night for the past 6 months, so unless she's now working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, perhaps she should have spent more time with him then.*purses lips*

Still, you are all bound to be devastated, but before you throw yourself off that bridge - WAIT! A national Helpline has been set up to assist people in dealing with their grief.

If you need help with any of the topics discussed in this article, please call the official Frankie and Dougie helpline on 020 7859 8615, where some very nice people will ease you through your trauma.

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Comments

More than can be said for her bazonkas. Boom boom.
Urfugginjokin Fri, 05/03/2010 - 00:10
Where can I get that Teddy Bear pendant? It's looks shit but I would like to handle it. It looks heavy and tactile.
shitthebed Thu, 04/03/2010 - 23:59
Actually she looks like she'd be fucking hard work in a relationship - "Tell me I look great" "Tell me we sound dead good" "Tell me I'm not just a fucking leech desperate for publicity and would stitch my clit on my forehead for a Hello! shoot".

And wow. Aren't they SO fucking rawk'n'rawl....
koshmar Thu, 04/03/2010 - 21:27
.... says HM's very own Claire Rayner
koshmar Thu, 04/03/2010 - 21:20
I mean, McFly aren't exactly Radiohead when it comes to stature in music - and fuck, we ain't even gonna go where the Fucking Saturdays (to give them their sunday name, see what I did there?) stand in the hall of music fame - but Frankie fucking Sandford, kerrrrrrist she's a fucking spunksplash in the desperate memememe world of NOTKOF - No Obvious Talent, Known Only as a Fuck
koshmar Thu, 04/03/2010 - 21:19
"perhaps she should have spent more time with him then." Have you come all over Ian Wright? As in channelling him and his advice rather than the other...
stella ah trois Thu, 04/03/2010 - 15:27
They are a shining bastion in the world of bin-ferreting scum.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 04/03/2010 - 15:13
Damn they're so good and quick.
Mr. HM Thu, 04/03/2010 - 14:08
Tut tut, keep up HM. Heat said this on Tuesday AND that she's now shagging Calum Best. I know, I know.
psammmead Thu, 04/03/2010 - 13:49
Who, and er who?
erniemilko Thu, 04/03/2010 - 13:32

Who, and er who?
erniemilko Thu, 04/03/2010 - 13:32
Tut tut, keep up HM. Heat said this on Tuesday AND that she's now shagging Calum Best. I know, I know.
psammmead Thu, 04/03/2010 - 13:49
Damn they're so good and quick.
Mr. HM Thu, 04/03/2010 - 14:08
They are a shining bastion in the world of bin-ferreting scum.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 04/03/2010 - 15:13
"perhaps she should have spent more time with him then." Have you come all over Ian Wright? As in channelling him and his advice rather than the other...
stella ah trois Thu, 04/03/2010 - 15:27
I mean, McFly aren't exactly Radiohead when it comes to stature in music - and fuck, we ain't even gonna go where the Fucking Saturdays (to give them their sunday name, see what I did there?) stand in the hall of music fame - but Frankie fucking Sandford, kerrrrrrist she's a fucking spunksplash in the desperate memememe world of NOTKOF - No Obvious Talent, Known Only as a Fuck
koshmar Thu, 04/03/2010 - 21:19
.... says HM's very own Claire Rayner
koshmar Thu, 04/03/2010 - 21:20
Actually she looks like she'd be fucking hard work in a relationship - "Tell me I look great" "Tell me we sound dead good" "Tell me I'm not just a fucking leech desperate for publicity and would stitch my clit on my forehead for a Hello! shoot".

And wow. Aren't they SO fucking rawk'n'rawl....
koshmar Thu, 04/03/2010 - 21:27
Where can I get that Teddy Bear pendant? It's looks shit but I would like to handle it. It looks heavy and tactile.
shitthebed Thu, 04/03/2010 - 23:59
More than can be said for her bazonkas. Boom boom.
Urfugginjokin Fri, 05/03/2010 - 00:10