The child who ruins the film. He's right there.The child who ruins the film. He's right there.

Danny Dyer's back!
Fri, 13/05/2011 - 16:20 by John Hill

It's friday, which means any of you who haven't slacked off work with a 'fizzy tummy' or 'loose eyes' will be trying to find ways to fill your last hour. As usual, we are here to help provide you with exactly that, and although even if you watched all these trailers back to back twice it would still only last about 15 mins, we'd still like to think it would give you another hours worth of thinking material, remember, look after your brain now and it will look after you later. Unless you get Alzheimers and then you're buggered either way.

So, anyway. What about the actual trailers. Well, normally we'd post lengthy exposes on what the film's about, but since the trailers are only two minutes long we reckon you'll either watch them or you won't, so we'll keep it brief.

 

Real Steel - Massive fighting robots do Rocky. Possibly (probably) ruined by overly-sentimental plot.

 

The Future - Absolutely no idea what's going on here, to be honest. First date material if you really hate her/him or live in East London and have a moustache. 

 

Conan The Barbarian - Surprisingly unexciting trailers still haven't dampened our ardour for this franchise.

 

Age Of Heroes - Danny Dyer and Sean Bean in World War II film about Ian Fleming and a bunch of Special Ops soldiers. You couldn't make it up.

 

 

  • Hmm. Don't now about Conan. The original was fucking epic (when I was 8 anyway) and it hasn't aged that badly. Looks like they have just stuffed it as full of CGI as they can and hoped for the best. The lead isn't really barbaric enough - is he the hairy bloke with the blonde wife in Game of Thrones?

    slug Mon, 16/05/2011 - 10:16
  • Hmm. Don't now about Conan. The original was fucking epic (when I was 8 anyway) and it hasn't aged that badly. Looks like they have just stuffed it as full of CGI as they can and hoped for the best. The lead isn't really barbaric enough - is he the hairy bloke with the blonde wife in Game of Thrones?

    slug Mon, 16/05/2011 - 10:16

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