Gaga loves Michael Bolton and admits to huge drug abuse. A coincidence?

Lady Gaga in Germany, loves Michael Bolton

when a man loves a gaga

Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:09 by Metrosexual

There's no stopping ambiguously-gendered pop gonk Lady Gaga. She's told the world she loves Michael Bolton, took "bag fulls" of cocaine and has thrown a journo out of a German press conference for asking about her penis / vagina mystery.

Is it typical Shoreditch-twat "ironic" behaviour or does Gaga really heart washed up crooner Michael Bolton?

"I love Michael Bolton and I always have. The record label called me and said 'Michael is doing a new album and who better to write an 80s love song than Lady Gaga?' I said 'You're absolutely right.' It was an exciting opportunity to work with someone as timeless as Michael and do a ballad."

Right. And the cash will presumably keep her in wigs, Village People style pointy leather caps and big huge sunnies.

Perhaps the kooky singer is effed in the head from the huge coke binges she says are now behind her?

"My cocaine soundtrack was the The Cure. I loved all their music but I listened to this one song on repeat while i did bags and bags of cocaine. Never Enough. Isn't that funny"

Lady Gaga pictures, Lady Gaga

Comments

Oh dear! Meds running a little low perhaps? By the way, may I be the first to congratulate you on the Katie Price reference. Pure comedy genius.
BigPhil Wed, 16/09/2009 - 14:37
Hahahahah fuck off you fat, kebab-munching arsehole. The chances of you having a six-pack and a "Tupac Shakur" (what the fuck's that? A couple of bullets lodged in your lungs?) are about as likely as Katie Price going celibate. It'll be a jelly belly wobbler from all the fucking pies and lager you guzzle. The only 4 pack penis you get near is when you're sucking your boyfriend's dick.

You're living in fucking dreamland, pal, and if you really fancy your fucking chances, bring it on you soft-arsed cunt. I'll kick you a couple of hundred new braincells in that thick swede....
Blartmonster Tue, 15/09/2009 - 18:42
the counselling aint working is it
just keep praying he goes away
monkeyboo Fri, 11/09/2009 - 01:14
Awwwwwww! Poor shirty Blarty. FYI - I have a six-pack stomach, a four-pack penis and a Tupac Shakur. Go back to sulking in your dufflecoat.
BigPhil Wed, 09/09/2009 - 19:28
BigPhil - I presume that's big as in "fucking enormous 48" beergut", you complete fuckwit?
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:33
I knew I should have brought a coat.
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:25
Just listen to yourselves! "Ooh, the eyebrows on her! Bet she's not too tidy downstairs AND her sunglasses are smudgy!" You sound like three old dears at a wedding.
BigPhil Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:14
Either that or the worst Brazillian since Tottenham signed Gilberto
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:40
How can she see out of them sunglasses? Look how smeared they are? There's better visibility from the basement of chez Fritzl.
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:32
Have you seen those fucking eyebrows? She must have the hairiest minge this side of the Amazon delta
Blartmonster Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:13

Have you seen those fucking eyebrows? She must have the hairiest minge this side of the Amazon delta
Blartmonster Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:13
How can she see out of them sunglasses? Look how smeared they are? There's better visibility from the basement of chez Fritzl.
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:32
Either that or the worst Brazillian since Tottenham signed Gilberto
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:40
Just listen to yourselves! "Ooh, the eyebrows on her! Bet she's not too tidy downstairs AND her sunglasses are smudgy!" You sound like three old dears at a wedding.
BigPhil Wed, 09/09/2009 - 09:14
I knew I should have brought a coat.
kwebb Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:25
BigPhil - I presume that's big as in "fucking enormous 48" beergut", you complete fuckwit?
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:33
Awwwwwww! Poor shirty Blarty. FYI - I have a six-pack stomach, a four-pack penis and a Tupac Shakur. Go back to sulking in your dufflecoat.
BigPhil Wed, 09/09/2009 - 19:28
the counselling aint working is it
just keep praying he goes away
monkeyboo Fri, 11/09/2009 - 01:14
Hahahahah fuck off you fat, kebab-munching arsehole. The chances of you having a six-pack and a "Tupac Shakur" (what the fuck's that? A couple of bullets lodged in your lungs?) are about as likely as Katie Price going celibate. It'll be a jelly belly wobbler from all the fucking pies and lager you guzzle. The only 4 pack penis you get near is when you're sucking your boyfriend's dick.

You're living in fucking dreamland, pal, and if you really fancy your fucking chances, bring it on you soft-arsed cunt. I'll kick you a couple of hundred new braincells in that thick swede....
Blartmonster Tue, 15/09/2009 - 18:42
Oh dear! Meds running a little low perhaps? By the way, may I be the first to congratulate you on the Katie Price reference. Pure comedy genius.
BigPhil Wed, 16/09/2009 - 14:37