Is it typical Shoreditch-twat "ironic" behaviour or does Gaga really heart washed up crooner Michael Bolton?

"I love Michael Bolton and I always have. The record label called me and said 'Michael is doing a new album and who better to write an 80s love song than Lady Gaga?' I said 'You're absolutely right.' It was an exciting opportunity to work with someone as timeless as Michael and do a ballad."

Right. And the cash will presumably keep her in wigs, Village People style pointy leather caps and big huge sunnies.

Perhaps the kooky singer is effed in the head from the huge coke binges she says are now behind her? 

"My cocaine soundtrack was the The Cure. I loved all their music but I listened to this one song on repeat while i did bags and bags of cocaine. Never Enough. Isn't that funny"