Tue, 15/09/2009 - 16:27 By Metrosexual
Top marks to Gaga, the cunning choice of mask brought out the latent skewiffness of her eyes and proved a hit piece of crime-fighter inspired costumery.
She looked like a cross between the Green Hornet and Miss Marple in her grannie dress, hat and ballroom mask.
Ancient pop velociraptor Madonna was agush with excitement that she and Gaga were at the same event. Granny-pants said she was "flattered" to be compared to Gaga and then got back to snogging her boyfriend Jesus.
More Gaga as we get it!
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
Holy Moly gets a live birds eye view of Bex BB's backside.X Factor's Lloyd Daniels gets a Holy Moly InterrogationX Factor: Holy Moly interrogates Danyl Johnson 
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (10)
Gaga meets an untimely demise would be a nice headline to read.
what the fuck is wrong with this woman?? other than being an attention seeking pointless crank of course...
Peddling her Ziggy Stardust-meets-Toni-and-Guy shlock, she turns up about a year ago banging out sub-Pet Shop Boys dance toot to a world just itching to glop off into the foetid gusset of the Emperor's New Clothes, particularly when the new clothes in question are cyberwhore-chic.
Working her publicists to a grease spot - their only remit being 'get me column inches and fuck all else' - she raids the back catalogue (and front-bottom) of every disco diva and porn queen of the last 30 years in a remorseless charge to be lauded as the Queen of Fucking 'Now'.
The career moves are so transparent and telegraphed as to make Madonna's look like the work of Machiavelli himself. Cue the possible lesbian angle; roll the religious angle; let looose the 'wanna be taken as a serious artist and get Prince in to produce the second album angle' and all this in the space of the next 18 months.
It's Darwin on speed folks. I'm going out in a blaze of glory and I'm taking her / he / it with me
*Jiggs pulls the pin on the frag grenade and clutches it like a tit-roll between me and Redundo-girl*
Jesus bless you, Jiggery. Best thing in a long time.
Can we please ask HM to stop SHOWING THIS TWAT'S PICTURES all the fucking time? Please???
For fuck's sake, and we thought Price was a needy cunt
Bring out the gimp.
She, and that dwarf budgie Kylie , raiding the same fancy dress wardrobe are they.?
As singers they both suck. No wonder they had to resort to turning themselves ( well an invented image of a self) into The Product .
Whigfield never had to resort to this
Both of them are the epitome of the great British shit taste
And just a thought on Gaga's penis? She's definitely a girl. You can tell by her curves. But she's ugly and in these PC times no-one tells the truth, it would seem it's easier to call her a 'mophodite than to say she's unattractive. But she is. She's a real ugly girl. So's Gwen Stefani. And Nicole Kidman. Good people but they owgly.