the gaga hornet
Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:27 by Metrosexual

Another day, another kooky ensemble from attention loving plain-Jane Lady Gaga.

This time she took her konk off to a Marc Jacobs bash at New York fashion week and dazzled guests with her wonky eye.

Top marks to Gaga, the cunning choice of mask brought out the latent skewiffness of her eyes and proved a hit piece of crime-fighter inspired costumery. 

She looked like a cross between the Green Hornet and Miss Marple in her grannie dress, hat and ballroom mask.

Ancient pop velociraptor Madonna was agush with excitement that she and Gaga were at the same event. Granny-pants said she was "flattered" to be compared to Gaga and then got back to snogging her boyfriend Jesus.

More Gaga as we get it!

 

  • And just a thought on Gaga's penis? She's definitely a girl. You can tell by her curves. But she's ugly and in these PC times no-one tells the truth, it would seem it's easier to call her a 'mophodite than to say she's unattractive. But she is. She's a real ugly girl. So's Gwen Stefani. And Nicole Kidman. Good people but they owgly.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 22:39
  • Both of them are the epitome of the great British shit taste

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 17:04
  • Whigfield never had to resort to this

    dandyboy Wed, 16/09/2009 - 11:19
  • She, and that dwarf budgie Kylie , raiding the same fancy dress wardrobe are they.?

    As singers they both suck. No wonder they had to resort to turning themselves ( well an invented image of a self) into The Product .

    koos Wed, 16/09/2009 - 10:39
  • Bring out the gimp.

    Mr Beefy Tue, 15/09/2009 - 22:39
  • Can we please ask HM to stop SHOWING THIS TWAT'S PICTURES all the fucking time? Please???

    For fuck's sake, and we thought Price was a needy cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 15/09/2009 - 19:09
  • Jesus bless you, Jiggery. Best thing in a long time.

    TheDukers Tue, 15/09/2009 - 18:28
  • Peddling her Ziggy Stardust-meets-Toni-and-Guy shlock, she turns up about a year ago banging out sub-Pet Shop Boys dance toot to a world just itching to glop off into the foetid gusset of the Emperor's New Clothes, particularly when the new clothes in question are cyberwhore-chic.

    Working her publicists to a grease spot - their only remit being 'get me column inches and fuck all else' - she raids the back catalogue (and front-bottom) of every disco diva and porn queen of the last 30 years in a remorseless charge to be lauded as the Queen of Fucking 'Now'.

    The career moves are so transparent and telegraphed as to make Madonna's look like the work of Machiavelli himself. Cue the possible lesbian angle; roll the religious angle; let looose the 'wanna be taken as a serious artist and get Prince in to produce the second album angle' and all this in the space of the next 18 months.

    It's Darwin on speed folks. I'm going out in a blaze of glory and I'm taking her / he / it with me

    *Jiggs pulls the pin on the frag grenade and clutches it like a tit-roll between me and Redundo-girl*

    jiggerycock Tue, 15/09/2009 - 18:20
  • what the fuck is wrong with this woman?? other than being an attention seeking pointless crank of course...

    maruku Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:43
  • Gaga meets an untimely demise would be a nice headline to read.

    sickofcelebs Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:38
  • Gaga meets an untimely demise would be a nice headline to read.

    sickofcelebs Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:38
  • what the fuck is wrong with this woman?? other than being an attention seeking pointless crank of course...

    maruku Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:43
  • Peddling her Ziggy Stardust-meets-Toni-and-Guy shlock, she turns up about a year ago banging out sub-Pet Shop Boys dance toot to a world just itching to glop off into the foetid gusset of the Emperor's New Clothes, particularly when the new clothes in question are cyberwhore-chic.

    Working her publicists to a grease spot - their only remit being 'get me column inches and fuck all else' - she raids the back catalogue (and front-bottom) of every disco diva and porn queen of the last 30 years in a remorseless charge to be lauded as the Queen of Fucking 'Now'.

    The career moves are so transparent and telegraphed as to make Madonna's look like the work of Machiavelli himself. Cue the possible lesbian angle; roll the religious angle; let looose the 'wanna be taken as a serious artist and get Prince in to produce the second album angle' and all this in the space of the next 18 months.

    It's Darwin on speed folks. I'm going out in a blaze of glory and I'm taking her / he / it with me

    *Jiggs pulls the pin on the frag grenade and clutches it like a tit-roll between me and Redundo-girl*

    jiggerycock Tue, 15/09/2009 - 18:20
  • Jesus bless you, Jiggery. Best thing in a long time.

    TheDukers Tue, 15/09/2009 - 18:28
  • Can we please ask HM to stop SHOWING THIS TWAT'S PICTURES all the fucking time? Please???

    For fuck's sake, and we thought Price was a needy cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 15/09/2009 - 19:09
  • Bring out the gimp.

    Mr Beefy Tue, 15/09/2009 - 22:39
  • She, and that dwarf budgie Kylie , raiding the same fancy dress wardrobe are they.?

    As singers they both suck. No wonder they had to resort to turning themselves ( well an invented image of a self) into The Product .

    koos Wed, 16/09/2009 - 10:39
  • Whigfield never had to resort to this

    dandyboy Wed, 16/09/2009 - 11:19
  • Both of them are the epitome of the great British shit taste

    Blartmonster Wed, 16/09/2009 - 17:04
  • And just a thought on Gaga's penis? She's definitely a girl. You can tell by her curves. But she's ugly and in these PC times no-one tells the truth, it would seem it's easier to call her a 'mophodite than to say she's unattractive. But she is. She's a real ugly girl. So's Gwen Stefani. And Nicole Kidman. Good people but they owgly.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 28/09/2009 - 22:39

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