Gail Porter strips for Now magazine
Not Now, please!
Tue, 31/08/2010 - 12:33 by HM writerGail Porter has had some horrible tattoos done since she stripped off for FHM 11 years ago. And as someone just cruelly commented, those breasts will keep her waist warm come winter...
Gail recreated her famous FHM pose for Now magazine to mark her 40th birthday and to celebrate her hair growing back after suffering from alopecia, telling the publication:
"I finally feel really happy in my skin, so I thought: 'Why not?'."
"I've got a lovely boyfriend who likes me whatever I look like and my daughter Honey is at an age where she just thinks it's funny that Mummy's getting her bum out.
'"'ll be 40 next year and this is probably the last chance I'll have to get my backside out in public without getting arrested. I'd like to say I still have the same derriere but sadly not.
"I think it's a little bit wider but I don't think it's doing too badly."
We've seen wider.
And back to 1999...

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She looks terrible! Get dressed and hit that treadmill!
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Christ, put em away love. John cooper clarke springs to mind -
"make a date with the brassy brides of britain
the altogether ruder readers' wives...."
Ironically, that poem is called 'For The Fallen' - a more apt description of these pendulous love globes one could not wish to make.
And on the 'A grade O Level in English Lit' theme, riffing away on Dylan Thomas:
Do not go gently into that good night
Get your tits out - pretend it's art and your being all 'empowering' ('n shit).
Battered Mars Bar?
Deep fried heroin, more like.
Gail, you were so much more mysterious and attractive when you got your arse out for lads mags and weren't whinging on about your anorexia, self harm, alopecia, sour relationships etc etc ad nauseum.
Here you are darling, have a battered marsbar (thats what jocks eat isnt it?), might shut you up for 5 minutes.
Because they are made of plastic
She's always looked a bit too much like Jimmy Crankie for my liking.
Why didn't she just get some hair tattooed on her head ? 2 birds, one stone.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years contemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
the tats are pretty grim but at least she hasn't resorted getting plastic things stuck to her chest.
swam in a pool with her when her head was shiny and bald, quite a magnificent sight
Maybe time to resurrect this too
http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover
Maybe time to resurrect this too
http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover
the tats are pretty grim but at least she hasn't resorted getting plastic things stuck to her chest.
swam in a pool with her when her head was shiny and bald, quite a magnificent sight
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years contemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
Why didn't she just get some hair tattooed on her head ? 2 birds, one stone.
She's always looked a bit too much like Jimmy Crankie for my liking.
Because they are made of plastic
Gail, you were so much more mysterious and attractive when you got your arse out for lads mags and weren't whinging on about your anorexia, self harm, alopecia, sour relationships etc etc ad nauseum.
Here you are darling, have a battered marsbar (thats what jocks eat isnt it?), might shut you up for 5 minutes.
Battered Mars Bar?
Deep fried heroin, more like.
Ironically, that poem is called 'For The Fallen' - a more apt description of these pendulous love globes one could not wish to make.
And on the 'A grade O Level in English Lit' theme, riffing away on Dylan Thomas:
Do not go gently into that good night
Get your tits out - pretend it's art and your being all 'empowering' ('n shit).
Christ, put em away love. John cooper clarke springs to mind -
"make a date with the brassy brides of britain
the altogether ruder readers' wives...."
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She looks terrible! Get dressed and hit that treadmill!
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New era cap $12
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