Alesha Dixon at Gary and Dawn Barlow's annivesary party
Never Forget (your coat)
Wed, 13/01/2010 - 11:29 by Mr. HMGary Barlow celebrated 10 years of marriage to his wife Dawn by holding a big old party in London last night. What. The. Hell. Was. Timmy. Mallet. Doing. There?
He must have been the 'turn' surely? Look at him? Just LOOK AT HIM! Put that fucking hammer away, you're 54 years old.
Other celebs there were Ronan Keating and his wife, or as I like to call them 'Snoozy Boring and his Boring wife', Ashley and Cheryl Cole (looking really happy to be there), Fearne Rotten, Chris Moyles and of course the seminal, legendary genre-shifting Andi Peters.
The only notable exceptions were Mark Owen, Jason Orange and erm, Gary Barlow and his wife.
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i would like to know who was gary barlows girlfriends whilst he was in the band did he have girlfriend when he was with take that
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I would happily ram the whole of my favourite vibrator* up Timmy Mallets arse, the ears, the cock, the battery holding bit..and then pull it out of his mean lipped stupid cunthole of a mouth...
BiffBaffBoff <- I wanted to kill the Bellend!
*(Rampant Rabbit ©AnnFuckingSummers)
Mallet . . . . Moyles . . . . Peters . . . . Keating
Party of the fucking century
Chris Moyles looks like Kilroy's scrotum.
Sheryl Cole I would like to remind everyone has a convicton for violent assault and public afray. Under the 1988 act of Public Affray and Violent Assault she attacked and racialy abbused a lady toilet attendant I believe. Not so much ex-con factor as 'stars in her eyes' after the assault lol
Your kidding me right? Why are there so many photos of the coles??? Got bored flicking through!! She is gonna fall from grace this year, shame because I did like her!
beard being the operative word
Hmm, a bit more work on the beard and Keating and the wife could start a useful second career impersonating Prince Michael of Kent and that German thing he married
Cheryl Cunt looks as though she's morphing into Alesha Dixon. Or maybe it's t'other way around.
Cheryl Cunt looks as though she's morphing into Alesha Dixon. Or maybe it's t'other way around.
Hmm, a bit more work on the beard and Keating and the wife could start a useful second career impersonating Prince Michael of Kent and that German thing he married
beard being the operative word
Your kidding me right? Why are there so many photos of the coles??? Got bored flicking through!! She is gonna fall from grace this year, shame because I did like her!
Sheryl Cole I would like to remind everyone has a convicton for violent assault and public afray. Under the 1988 act of Public Affray and Violent Assault she attacked and racialy abbused a lady toilet attendant I believe. Not so much ex-con factor as 'stars in her eyes' after the assault lol
Chris Moyles looks like Kilroy's scrotum.
Mallet . . . . Moyles . . . . Peters . . . . Keating
Party of the fucking century
I would happily ram the whole of my favourite vibrator* up Timmy Mallets arse, the ears, the cock, the battery holding bit..and then pull it out of his mean lipped stupid cunthole of a mouth...
BiffBaffBoff <- I wanted to kill the Bellend!
*(Rampant Rabbit ©AnnFuckingSummers)
i would like to know who was gary barlows girlfriends whilst he was in the band did he have girlfriend when he was with take that
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