Geordie Shore: It's somewhere between Jersey Shore and The Only Way is Essex

10 This is James, he's the stupid one This is Jay, he's also the stupid one advert This is Sophie, we're not sure, but she might be the slutty one This is Vicky. She only shows her chest nuts every other episode This is Holly, she's colourblind by the looks of it. Also slutty.This is Greg. He was dropped on his head as a child.advert This is Charlotte, she doesn't take shit from anyone. Probably slutty.This is Gary. Again, he's stupid, but unlike the others, he can read.Eight people that need a good sterilising.

Another English rose.

We're still not sure

Thu, 28/04/2011 - 10:00 by John Hill

If you've seen Jersey Shore you'll realise there are worse things than poverty, war, ethnic cleansing and a pint glass with lipstick marks on. Along with Super Sweet 16 and Teen Mom, Jersey Shore is part of MTV's continuing crusade to find the worst, most obnoxious people in the English speaking world and make them internationally famous.

So it's hardly surprising that when this crusade came to the UK the production crew went straight up the A1 to the cultural captital of North East England, Newcastle.

It's called Geordie Shore, although we're pretty certain that was also the official name of the operation to recover the contents of the Russian container ship that ran aground off Kent a couple of years ago.

And yes, of course we'll be watching it.

Geordie Shore - MTV UK

Geordie Shore, towie

Comments

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LinL Fri, 29/04/2011 - 03:49
Aw Greta. That's more like it.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 28/04/2011 - 23:16
I totally, categorically and 100% deny any similarities or shared traits with this bunch of scrambled gimps. I may be from that part of this world but these lot are not. They are from a separate planet known as 'Attention Starved Dweeb'. Shocking.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 28/04/2011 - 23:15
Waxed chests, shaped eyebrows, fake tan...
What I want to know is when did Geordie lads get so fucking GAY?

Bring back industry, I say!
GretaBritain Thu, 28/04/2011 - 14:09
Look at it like the impending royal nuptials - its gonna happen and take over the whole of the telly [on a bank holiday weekend, if you dont fucking mind] no matter how much you resist.

SOOooo... dont fight it, get your mates round, embrace geordie shore and play a drinking game that involves taking a slug of poison when the following watchwords are used:

Way Eye
Pet
Canny
Fanny
Bairn
Croggy
Deed
Giveower
GretaBritain Thu, 28/04/2011 - 13:57
Motorcycle crash test dummy has a tiny head.
topguntop Thu, 28/04/2011 - 12:26
I have just flicked throught he pics and have these thoughts:
- 'Charlotte' has a sex bruise on her thigh
- 'Gary's' t-shirt looks to say "just cunt enough" As in, he's only just cunt enough to be in this gaggle of cunts.
- Don't mock 'Greg'. Sure, he looks stupid but he has invented the HALF JACKET. For days when there's partial shade.

I hate these people.
tescopop Thu, 28/04/2011 - 11:06
END TIMES END TIMES END TIMES. THESE ARE THE END TIMES.
tescopop Thu, 28/04/2011 - 10:42
Fuckwits. They deserve each other.
slug Thu, 28/04/2011 - 10:16

Fuckwits. They deserve each other.
slug Thu, 28/04/2011 - 10:16
END TIMES END TIMES END TIMES. THESE ARE THE END TIMES.
tescopop Thu, 28/04/2011 - 10:42
I have just flicked throught he pics and have these thoughts:
- 'Charlotte' has a sex bruise on her thigh
- 'Gary's' t-shirt looks to say "just cunt enough" As in, he's only just cunt enough to be in this gaggle of cunts.
- Don't mock 'Greg'. Sure, he looks stupid but he has invented the HALF JACKET. For days when there's partial shade.

I hate these people.
tescopop Thu, 28/04/2011 - 11:06
Motorcycle crash test dummy has a tiny head.
topguntop Thu, 28/04/2011 - 12:26
Look at it like the impending royal nuptials - its gonna happen and take over the whole of the telly [on a bank holiday weekend, if you dont fucking mind] no matter how much you resist.

SOOooo... dont fight it, get your mates round, embrace geordie shore and play a drinking game that involves taking a slug of poison when the following watchwords are used:

Way Eye
Pet
Canny
Fanny
Bairn
Croggy
Deed
Giveower
GretaBritain Thu, 28/04/2011 - 13:57
Waxed chests, shaped eyebrows, fake tan...
What I want to know is when did Geordie lads get so fucking GAY?

Bring back industry, I say!
GretaBritain Thu, 28/04/2011 - 14:09
I totally, categorically and 100% deny any similarities or shared traits with this bunch of scrambled gimps. I may be from that part of this world but these lot are not. They are from a separate planet known as 'Attention Starved Dweeb'. Shocking.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 28/04/2011 - 23:15
Aw Greta. That's more like it.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 28/04/2011 - 23:16
welcome to true religion uk!all products of true religion jeans are discount sell,Save 40%-65% OFF,welcome to choose and buy religion jeans.
LinL Fri, 29/04/2011 - 03:49