Someday these people will have children.Someday these people will have children.

People, but different
Wed, 11/05/2011 - 09:48 by John Hill

It's almost here. Geordie Shore, the show that explores the true Newcastle, the one that made Cheryl the success she is today, is finally on our screens. There's been a few dissidents who've voiced the opinion that in this country we're already overloaded with TV programmes that exploit self-assured fuckwits, and any additional ones are simply jumping on a bandwagon so densely packed with brain-rotting guff it should theoretically have collapsed into a Dr Brian Cox-hole many moons ago.

 

Not us though, we love them.

So, here are the individual character promos as well as the newest TV advert. If you don't hate them all by the end you're either the Dalai Lama or profoundly lonely. Enjoy!

 

TV Advert

 

Sophie

 

James

 

Holly

 

Vicky

 

Jay

 

Charlotte

 

  • Im from Newcastle and they're obviously misrepresentative of around 90% Newcastle. Pretty embarrassing, although the Mackem lass is canny. x

    @leasamantha Wed, 11/05/2011 - 14:55
  • They should all be dead. There's nothing else to say.

    geewhiz76 Wed, 11/05/2011 - 10:25
  • They should all be dead. There's nothing else to say.

    geewhiz76 Wed, 11/05/2011 - 10:25
  • Im from Newcastle and they're obviously misrepresentative of around 90% Newcastle. Pretty embarrassing, although the Mackem lass is canny. x

    @leasamantha Wed, 11/05/2011 - 14:55