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Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney

From cocaine to Clooney

Thu, 29/07/2010 - 11:14 by horseworm

Elisabetta Canalis, the Italian model girlfriend of George Clooney, is caught up in a cocaine investigation in her home country.

It is claimed 31-year-old Canalis was seen taking the drug at a Milan nightclub in 2007 – two years before she met Clooney.

The allegations come from Karima Menad who is described by Us Magazine as a “26-year-old model-turned-prostitute”.

Read that back. A model-TURNED-prostitute? OK. We don’t want to bring into disrepute the whole model-turned-prostitute ‘profession’, but something tells us there are never going to be the most expert witnesses.

Just saying, like.

In related news, there are growing rumours that Canalis is pregnant with Clooney’s child.

We like Canalis a bit since she made that Iggy Pop/Jennifer Aniston comparison anyway.

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Comments

George looks wizened and grateful.
And she looks as hard as his cock used to be before he got old. I wouldn't be walking round town with my nose in the air if I was her. Not just cos of the sniffs, but because of that coat. It looks like it's from a jumble sale. Probably has. Hasn't George got a rep for being "careful" with his cash?
PuddyTwat Thu, 29/07/2010 - 22:42
It's a bit like that mole scene in Austin Powers...
dandyboy Thu, 29/07/2010 - 14:15
I'm sure that's the appeal.
dandyboy Thu, 29/07/2010 - 14:15
Lady looks like a dude.
tescopop Thu, 29/07/2010 - 14:05
"Model-turned-prostitute in coke-snorting shocker. Industry rocked. CEO's scramble for damage-control".
spandex Thu, 29/07/2010 - 13:06
hell yes...massive BEARD. he's our very own rock hudson....

in other news, last night i was watching the golden girls (the original sex in the shitty girls) and george popped up as a rather camp cop. who knew?
merkin Thu, 29/07/2010 - 12:34
......
whothehellamiagain Thu, 29/07/2010 - 12:05
Yes Dandy, but what is more worrying is that someone might still be doing coke in a club s/where in 2010..... I just hope it's not still the same person.

Anyway, the idea that any celebrity under 50 hasn't actually tooted the odd line over the years is the scandal surely?
whothehellamiagain Thu, 29/07/2010 - 12:05
Someone might have been doing coke in a club in 2007: is it just me or are scandals not what they used to be?
dandyboy Thu, 29/07/2010 - 11:58
Sorry but this is not exactly a scoop as it was in y/day's sun.
And not really THAT shocking either.
Anyone who has ever met or known anyone in the modeling industry knows exactly what goes on, especially with the less successful models. They have to earn their eating disorders somehow, and what are they trained to do? Please and be beautiful...... Not exactly a stretch then is it?
As for Elisabetta.......

I will firstly say this: "Beard!"
And then if I can just add the following: "Beard!"
And lastly, all I have left to say is: "beard!"

BEARD!
whothehellamiagain Thu, 29/07/2010 - 11:50

Sorry but this is not exactly a scoop as it was in y/day's sun.
And not really THAT shocking either.
Anyone who has ever met or known anyone in the modeling industry knows exactly what goes on, especially with the less successful models. They have to earn their eating disorders somehow, and what are they trained to do? Please and be beautiful...... Not exactly a stretch then is it?
As for Elisabetta.......

I will firstly say this: "Beard!"
And then if I can just add the following: "Beard!"
And lastly, all I have left to say is: "beard!"

BEARD!
whothehellamiagain Thu, 29/07/2010 - 11:50
Someone might have been doing coke in a club in 2007: is it just me or are scandals not what they used to be?
dandyboy Thu, 29/07/2010 - 11:58
Yes Dandy, but what is more worrying is that someone might still be doing coke in a club s/where in 2010..... I just hope it's not still the same person.

Anyway, the idea that any celebrity under 50 hasn't actually tooted the odd line over the years is the scandal surely?
whothehellamiagain Thu, 29/07/2010 - 12:05
......
whothehellamiagain Thu, 29/07/2010 - 12:05
hell yes...massive BEARD. he's our very own rock hudson....

in other news, last night i was watching the golden girls (the original sex in the shitty girls) and george popped up as a rather camp cop. who knew?
merkin Thu, 29/07/2010 - 12:34
"Model-turned-prostitute in coke-snorting shocker. Industry rocked. CEO's scramble for damage-control".
spandex Thu, 29/07/2010 - 13:06
Lady looks like a dude.
tescopop Thu, 29/07/2010 - 14:05
I'm sure that's the appeal.
dandyboy Thu, 29/07/2010 - 14:15
It's a bit like that mole scene in Austin Powers...
dandyboy Thu, 29/07/2010 - 14:15
George looks wizened and grateful.
And she looks as hard as his cock used to be before he got old. I wouldn't be walking round town with my nose in the air if I was her. Not just cos of the sniffs, but because of that coat. It looks like it's from a jumble sale. Probably has. Hasn't George got a rep for being "careful" with his cash?
PuddyTwat Thu, 29/07/2010 - 22:42