Lamb dressed as mutton
Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:18 by HM writer

George Lamb was presenting the Clothes Show Live at Birmingham Nec yesterday, which was ironic (sort of) because he was dressed exactly like our old Chemistry teacher (although he'd thankfully managed to do his flies up and hopefully wasn't smelling like suplher and B.O)...

At least Lamb wasn't wearing his trademark bow tie yesterday (cue Mr HM's non-offensive joke - why does George Lamb wear a bowtie? So even deaf people can tell he's a cunt (sorry)) but still managed to look like a, erm, cunt.

Earlier this week, it was Fearne Cotton, Gok Wan and Dave Berry (so consider yourselves lucky we passed that by without looking back) taking the stage to present, with the Hollyoaks cast as guests. Today, Lamb was also joined by two Hollyoaks members, Jennifer Metcalfe and Kevin Sacre (who could probably do with some clothing advice - just not from George).

Carry on like this Lamb, and you're bound to bag the GQ Best dressed Male award next year (unless of course, Daniel Merriweather beats him to it)...

 

  • I can get much more fashionable and better looking cheap clothing than what he is wearing. If this was him trying to be original by under dressing then he needs to try thinking harder.

    sleeprunner Wed, 19/05/2010 - 15:09
  • Yeah, Charl, they're all individuals don'tcha know?

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/12/2009 - 21:58
  • Yeah - and the Saturdays is the ISO 9000 of cuntery

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/12/2009 - 21:57
  • Shoe boots, leopard print, shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans etc etc. The fashion world can take the piss and slebs everywhere dutifully dress like complete wankers.

    charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 16:14
  • Christ, how much blusher has that Lamby cunt got on in pic 6? He looks like Pitti Sing in the Mikado

    merylhighground Wed, 09/12/2009 - 15:04
  • Where they the only 3 people fucking there?

    BonnyWill Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:51
  • i'll be glad when shoe boots are out. fucking hell, they don't suit anyone.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:42
  • The phrase 'members of the Hollyoaks cast' has pretty much turned into the British Kite Mark stamp of something being a complete shitfest, hasn't it?

    jiggerycock Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:38
  • The phrase 'members of the Hollyoaks cast' has pretty much turned into the British Kite Mark stamp of something being a complete shitfest, hasn't it?

    jiggerycock Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:38
  • i'll be glad when shoe boots are out. fucking hell, they don't suit anyone.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:42
  • Where they the only 3 people fucking there?

    BonnyWill Wed, 09/12/2009 - 14:51
  • Christ, how much blusher has that Lamby cunt got on in pic 6? He looks like Pitti Sing in the Mikado

    merylhighground Wed, 09/12/2009 - 15:04
  • Shoe boots, leopard print, shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans etc etc. The fashion world can take the piss and slebs everywhere dutifully dress like complete wankers.

    charl25 Wed, 09/12/2009 - 16:14
  • Yeah - and the Saturdays is the ISO 9000 of cuntery

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/12/2009 - 21:57
  • Yeah, Charl, they're all individuals don'tcha know?

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/12/2009 - 21:58
  • I can get much more fashionable and better looking cheap clothing than what he is wearing. If this was him trying to be original by under dressing then he needs to try thinking harder.

    sleeprunner Wed, 19/05/2010 - 15:09

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