Tough times
Thu, 07/04/2011 - 11:42 by John Hill

Not being a big lingerie wearer (that I'll admit to) it's quite difficult to judge the efforts on display here. They cover both the upper and lower bottomies adequately and seem to arouse mild feelings of self loathing and loss, as all lingerie apparently should, according to many of the larger Internet Message Boards. 

However, that's probably because I'm not George Lamb, the towering hunk of masculinity that he is. Lingerie is to George Lamb what the dustbins outside chinese restaurants are to homeless meth addicts, it's his bread and butter and the love of his life. It would be fair to say that George Lamb is addicted to lingerie*. On women.

 

Which is probably why Triumph asked him to present their lingerie design competition in Dublin this year. That or he was the cheapest they could find, hardly surprising since he keeps on undercutting Bobby Davro on price.

 

Anyway, here are the entrants/winners/people who wandered into the shot from this years competition. The second pic is probably our favourite, partially because of those hideous trainers, but mainly because it seems to have been designed specifically with children in mind. Oh George.

 

*For legal reasons we have to mention that there's very little evidence to back this claim up. Little, but not none at all.

  • Jesus, when choosing underwear models why not go for ones who are clearly women, not adolescent boys in orange lipstick...

    GretaBritain Thu, 07/04/2011 - 23:31
  • Sit on his face and you wouldn't have to

    merylhighground Thu, 07/04/2011 - 17:20
  • yes, but imagine having to put up with all the pointless WAFFLE he spouts?

    izudu Thu, 07/04/2011 - 13:42
  • George Lamb, George Lamb WOOF WOOF!!!! Be still my beating heart........ (and other bits of me)

    mrsmoley Thu, 07/04/2011 - 12:09
  • George Lamb, George Lamb WOOF WOOF!!!! Be still my beating heart........ (and other bits of me)

    mrsmoley Thu, 07/04/2011 - 12:09
  • yes, but imagine having to put up with all the pointless WAFFLE he spouts?

    izudu Thu, 07/04/2011 - 13:42
  • Sit on his face and you wouldn't have to

    merylhighground Thu, 07/04/2011 - 17:20
  • Jesus, when choosing underwear models why not go for ones who are clearly women, not adolescent boys in orange lipstick...

    GretaBritain Thu, 07/04/2011 - 23:31

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