Don't Wake me up before you go go
Tue, 06/10/2009 - 12:43 by HM writer

In a break-up as sad and as shocking as er, Katie Price and Peter Andre, Michelle Heaton and Andy Scott-Lee (we've still not recovered from that one) George Michael and Kenny Goss have reportedly gone their separate ways after 13 years together...

Goss reportedly walked out on Michael at Christmas, not long after the singer was charged with drug possession when he was arrested in public loos on Hampstead Heath last year, but kept quiet on their split.

And despite the couple admitting to having an open relationship, sources claim Michael is not dealing with the break-up well. Apparently he's cancelled all work commitments and spends all day smoking weed and playing computer games. So no change there...

A source said:

"Kenny had given George many chances. But after the Hampstead Heath incident he said he couldn’t take any more. Despite George saying they had an open relationship, Kenny never agreed with George’s urges to cruise for other men, or with his excessive use of cannabis."

Michael had said of their relationship:

"Gay relationships are a bit different. I'm sure we'll be allowed to roam if we want to. But we love each other dearly."

Or not...

  • I just hate that cunt's shit-eating grin whenever he's caught in possession of whatever grade-A drug, or driving under the influence, or caught with some bank manager's cock in his mouth, and he STILL gets released without charge. Moneyed cunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 01:00
  • Hmmm.

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 21:43
  • Hobbies being Hampstead Heath related?

    Mr Beefy Wed, 07/10/2009 - 20:04
  • I'm surprised this didn't happen a long time ago. Kenny has never shared the same hobbies as George. Sad nonetheless.

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 07:55
  • Tragically, Mrs B is of the same view.

    Mr Beefy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 22:55
  • My mum will be pleased, she'll make a man of him yet.

    dandyboy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 21:47
  • Apart from his local herbal essences trader, does anyone give a fuck what Georgie Podgy is up to these days?

    pandakiller Tue, 06/10/2009 - 21:02
  • Fucking mincing queens break up. Whoop. My day is shattered. Still, at least he can get back to cottaging in whatever shithole public loo he wants now without his "missus" putting the spokes in

    Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:27
  • In a break-up as sad and as shocking as er, Katie Price and Peter Andre, Michelle Heaton and Andy Scott-Lee......". Awfully sorry, but i actually thought you were trying to be funny, how silly of me.

    HeyYou Tue, 06/10/2009 - 18:49
  • No. The snot has blocked my brain. I meant levity. I need a lemsip (or a bremsip...?)

    tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:45
  • Tesco, you accusing me of brevity? As in succint, concise, pithy? I'll have that.

    Stramash Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:23
  • Arrr, you're right. It's not so much HM, it's the commenters, though I guess they're only responding to the general feeling of brevity on this site.

    And I have a cold, and hate my new job.

    tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:14
  • Where are we laughing Heyyou? And tescopop we most certainly haven't laughed at someone's suicide.

    Mr. HM Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:46
  • Get off your fucking moral high horse, for fuck's sake. Life goes on. Stick to upheld lighters at Barry Manilow concerts.

    Stramash Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:01
  • Totally with you. It's like, OMG, LOLZ, long-term couple break up, and OMG LOLZ a gay kills himself following relationship breakup and long term drug problem. Fucking hell. call the ROFLambulance, HM, you tactless wankers.

    tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 14:27
  • I find it a bit sad laughing at someone breaking up after 13 years. But maybe it's just me or a slow news day or something.

    HeyYou Tue, 06/10/2009 - 14:07
  • It all fell apart when Wham spilt up. Get that reunion tour in place, now, for your own sanity George!

    "Bad boys, stick together, never sad boys!

    Do do do do whoo whoo!"

    Or something like that . . . .

    Stramash Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:57
  • It all fell apart when Wham spilt up. Get that reunion tour in place, now, for your own sanity George!

    "Bad boys, stick together, never sad boys!

    Do do do do whoo whoo!"

    Or something like that . . . .

    Stramash Tue, 06/10/2009 - 13:57
  • I find it a bit sad laughing at someone breaking up after 13 years. But maybe it's just me or a slow news day or something.

    HeyYou Tue, 06/10/2009 - 14:07
  • Totally with you. It's like, OMG, LOLZ, long-term couple break up, and OMG LOLZ a gay kills himself following relationship breakup and long term drug problem. Fucking hell. call the ROFLambulance, HM, you tactless wankers.

    tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 14:27
  • Get off your fucking moral high horse, for fuck's sake. Life goes on. Stick to upheld lighters at Barry Manilow concerts.

    Stramash Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:01
  • Where are we laughing Heyyou? And tescopop we most certainly haven't laughed at someone's suicide.

    Mr. HM Tue, 06/10/2009 - 15:46
  • Arrr, you're right. It's not so much HM, it's the commenters, though I guess they're only responding to the general feeling of brevity on this site.

    And I have a cold, and hate my new job.

    tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:14
  • Tesco, you accusing me of brevity? As in succint, concise, pithy? I'll have that.

    Stramash Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:23
  • No. The snot has blocked my brain. I meant levity. I need a lemsip (or a bremsip...?)

    tescopop Tue, 06/10/2009 - 16:45
  • In a break-up as sad and as shocking as er, Katie Price and Peter Andre, Michelle Heaton and Andy Scott-Lee......". Awfully sorry, but i actually thought you were trying to be funny, how silly of me.

    HeyYou Tue, 06/10/2009 - 18:49
  • Fucking mincing queens break up. Whoop. My day is shattered. Still, at least he can get back to cottaging in whatever shithole public loo he wants now without his "missus" putting the spokes in

    Blartmonster Tue, 06/10/2009 - 19:27
  • Apart from his local herbal essences trader, does anyone give a fuck what Georgie Podgy is up to these days?

    pandakiller Tue, 06/10/2009 - 21:02
  • My mum will be pleased, she'll make a man of him yet.

    dandyboy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 21:47
  • Tragically, Mrs B is of the same view.

    Mr Beefy Tue, 06/10/2009 - 22:55
  • I'm surprised this didn't happen a long time ago. Kenny has never shared the same hobbies as George. Sad nonetheless.

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 07:55
  • Hobbies being Hampstead Heath related?

    Mr Beefy Wed, 07/10/2009 - 20:04
  • Hmmm.

    kwebb Wed, 07/10/2009 - 21:43
  • I just hate that cunt's shit-eating grin whenever he's caught in possession of whatever grade-A drug, or driving under the influence, or caught with some bank manager's cock in his mouth, and he STILL gets released without charge. Moneyed cunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 08/10/2009 - 01:00

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