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Tue, 14/09/2010 - 14:35 by Mr. HM
George Michael has been sentenced to 8 weeks in prison after pleading guilty to drug driving. That was one hell of a Careless Bifter.

After being caught with drugs more often than Paris Hilton's mysterious disappearing friends, the straw that broke the judges back was the Snappy Snaps incident (George smashed his Range Rover into a branch of Snappy Snaps in Hampstead after returning from Gay Pride.)

This was George's fourth arrest, but the first custodial sentence. He was arrested in 2006 for possession of dope, again in 2007 for driving on drugs (he was banned for two years and received 100 hours of community service) and then in 2008 was caught in possession of crack and dope in a toilet on Hampstead Heath.

That's some going innit?

At least in this country he should serve his full sentence, unlike those pussy celebrities in LA who do a maximum of about 4 minutes before getting a piggyback home.

  • By Greek standards George is a raging hetero, and your ex was a keeper.

    Kumsquat Thu, 16/09/2010 - 08:34
  • Everything She Bongs?

    dandyboy Wed, 15/09/2010 - 08:21
  • careless rizla

    merkin Wed, 15/09/2010 - 00:17
  • I thought that too, but it's his face blending in with a background bloke's baldy heed.

    Heheheeeeeee, background bloke.

    tescopop Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:26
  • Either that or they've arrested Matthew Kelly by mistake.

    dandyboy Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:20
  • has he got some nuts in his cheek?

    grippersteb Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:18
  • i once had a greek girlfriend that insisted jorgeo was straight. Mind you she loved it up the shitter. I wonder where she is now. Id love to rub her face in it.

    grippersteb Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:17
  • Something about Praying For Time is about as good as I can get...

    dandyboy Tue, 14/09/2010 - 14:49
  • Shit, I can' t think of any jokes that contain elements of gay, prison or drugs.

    sandyman Tue, 14/09/2010 - 14:39
  • Shit, I can' t think of any jokes that contain elements of gay, prison or drugs.

    sandyman Tue, 14/09/2010 - 14:39
  • Something about Praying For Time is about as good as I can get...

    dandyboy Tue, 14/09/2010 - 14:49
  • i once had a greek girlfriend that insisted jorgeo was straight. Mind you she loved it up the shitter. I wonder where she is now. Id love to rub her face in it.

    grippersteb Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:17
  • has he got some nuts in his cheek?

    grippersteb Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:18
  • Either that or they've arrested Matthew Kelly by mistake.

    dandyboy Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:20
  • I thought that too, but it's his face blending in with a background bloke's baldy heed.

    Heheheeeeeee, background bloke.

    tescopop Tue, 14/09/2010 - 15:26
  • careless rizla

    merkin Wed, 15/09/2010 - 00:17
  • Everything She Bongs?

    dandyboy Wed, 15/09/2010 - 08:21
  • By Greek standards George is a raging hetero, and your ex was a keeper.

    Kumsquat Thu, 16/09/2010 - 08:34

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