Andrew Sachs' 'Satanic Slut' grandaughter, Georgina Baillie (also known as Voluptura and the subject of that prank) has been photographed posing provocatively with guns and is therefore obviously glamourising violence, gangs, hate and death. We demand an investigation, weeks of relentless coverage, a statement from our Prime Minister, an apology, er, a resignation, and a public flogging...

We did, however like her friend's 'Princess Orifice' tattoo...