P.S I Hate You
Sat, 14/11/2009 - 13:28 by HM writer

It was Gerard Butler's birthday yesterday and what better way to celebrate the momentus occasion than with a bunch of Z-listers he probably hasn't even met before. It's like the time we went to Jason Statham's bash at the Hard Rock Cafe (edit - it was Planet Hollywood) all over again...

And he picked only the classiest of venues, China Whites... So he was lucky Charley Uchea didn't turn up. Instead his guests included David Walliams's ex-girfriend Lauren Budd (11 out of 10 on the desperation tonomoter), Jenni Falconer, Lisa Snowdon and Henry Holland...

He's probably wishing he won't make it to his 41st... 

  • if i had my birthday i will celebrated it with my family and my lover, with a big cake and a lot of Roses but that's just me. the stars have their sick way to celebrate their birthday. i don't like trifles.

    yasmine Tue, 11/01/2011 - 01:07
  • Actually, Puds, Butler is a self-obsessed twat who, as a sign of his cuntiness, refers to himself in the 3rd person, eg "Butler is HOT tonight" excerpt from his blog or whatever twatter.

    And BTFW who the fuck is Lauren Budd? Apart from being a prime candidate for a size 11 DM in the fizzog...

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:15
  • Mopsa, that's so funny. Gerald Butler celebrates his birthday with strangers. Excellent (laughs).

    Gerald seems to be quite sussed. Don't know why he allowed himself to be a PR puff.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:49
  • And how fucking old is Jenni Falconer? Her legs look like they have the muscle wastage and varicose veins of some 55 year old bus driver. And the need of a Tena Lady

    Blartmonster Sat, 14/11/2009 - 20:32
  • There isn't one person there whom I wouldn't consider smacking extremely hard with a shit-coated length of 4x2...

    Blartmonster Sat, 14/11/2009 - 19:38
  • Jenni Falconer has clearly pissed herself in pic 12.

    pandakiller Sat, 14/11/2009 - 16:31
  • Jenni Falconer has clearly pissed herself in pic 12.

    pandakiller Sat, 14/11/2009 - 16:31
  • There isn't one person there whom I wouldn't consider smacking extremely hard with a shit-coated length of 4x2...

    Blartmonster Sat, 14/11/2009 - 19:38
  • And how fucking old is Jenni Falconer? Her legs look like they have the muscle wastage and varicose veins of some 55 year old bus driver. And the need of a Tena Lady

    Blartmonster Sat, 14/11/2009 - 20:32
  • Mopsa, that's so funny. Gerald Butler celebrates his birthday with strangers. Excellent (laughs).

    Gerald seems to be quite sussed. Don't know why he allowed himself to be a PR puff.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:49
  • Actually, Puds, Butler is a self-obsessed twat who, as a sign of his cuntiness, refers to himself in the 3rd person, eg "Butler is HOT tonight" excerpt from his blog or whatever twatter.

    And BTFW who the fuck is Lauren Budd? Apart from being a prime candidate for a size 11 DM in the fizzog...

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:15
  • if i had my birthday i will celebrated it with my family and my lover, with a big cake and a lot of Roses but that's just me. the stars have their sick way to celebrate their birthday. i don't like trifles.

    yasmine Tue, 11/01/2011 - 01:07

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