The Grouchy C*nt
Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:08 by HM writer

Take a minute, if you will, to spare a thought for Hollywood actor Gerard Butler. Not only can he command a few million quid to star as the same character in another romcom, socialise with as many beautiful females as he likes in exclusive clubs, drinking champagne and eating canapes all the time, he also gets chased by adoring women when he goes out. That poor bastard...

The Scottish actor, recently celebrating his birthday at a club with free booze with a bunch of ladies he'd probably never even met and got paid for it, got pissed off with the women who seemed overwhelmed to be just breating the same air as him, and reportedly lost his patience before shouting "you know what, you got to get a fucking life, if that's what you're about."

Charming. And who does he think he's talking to, Jodie Marsh or someone?

Meanwhile other celebrities, who avoided being pounced on by women and celebrated Thanksgiving at The Groucho Club, included Butler's date, Natalie Imbruglia (whoa there on the botox), human aardvark Kimberly Stewart, Jon Culshaw, Stella McCartney and Sharleen Spiteri...

 

  • Hello, i found your website in Google. very nice post, i like it.

    jeromevdr Mon, 17/01/2011 - 17:52
  • Pic 5 - his stalkers look like they smell of cheap Aldi perfume and Benson and Hedges. Eeewwwww

    Blartmonster Sat, 28/11/2009 - 03:20
  • Overrated one trick pony cunt

    Blartmonster Sat, 28/11/2009 - 03:15
  • I'm with Butler on this one. If the women were being really loud and girly and obvious then he probably thought - for fuck's sake move! There's nothing flattering about someone who's being obvious. It sucks. Interestingly though, going back to littlechap's comments - one very rarely sees the Butler with a bird. Hmmm (strokes chin thoughfully)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 27/11/2009 - 21:38
  • This from Wiki: In June 2008 on The Graham Norton Show she revealed that she was recently involved in an argument with Paris Hilton in a London club and told her to "fuck off"

    I think she threatened to punch her, rather than actually *doing* it. It was because the bong-eyed bint was dancing on the back of their booth, on Shars' mates coats, or something. Understandable really.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:36
  • Is there a resemblence to Pinoccio in pic 9?

    malachysdad Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:32
  • like pic 12

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:00
  • God I hope this is true.....I'm gonna ask Santa if he can get me the video for Xmas

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 27/11/2009 - 15:11
  • Want not, want not. They're mingers.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 14:49
  • Did Sharleen Spiteri once punch Paris Hilton or something? I would go for a pint with her.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 14:49
  • Is he gay?

    I'd have had my arms round both of them and be hailing the first taxi in near sight to take them back to my flat. Waste not, want not.

    whereswaldo Fri, 27/11/2009 - 13:30
  • I met Gerard Butler once and he was quite rude to me. Very Keen to talk to my husband though.

    littlechep Fri, 27/11/2009 - 13:16
  • it's a tough old life.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:23
  • it's a tough old life.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 27/11/2009 - 12:23
  • I met Gerard Butler once and he was quite rude to me. Very Keen to talk to my husband though.

    littlechep Fri, 27/11/2009 - 13:16
  • Is he gay?

    I'd have had my arms round both of them and be hailing the first taxi in near sight to take them back to my flat. Waste not, want not.

    whereswaldo Fri, 27/11/2009 - 13:30
  • Did Sharleen Spiteri once punch Paris Hilton or something? I would go for a pint with her.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 14:49
  • Want not, want not. They're mingers.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 14:49
  • God I hope this is true.....I'm gonna ask Santa if he can get me the video for Xmas

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 27/11/2009 - 15:11
  • like pic 12

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:00
  • Is there a resemblence to Pinoccio in pic 9?

    malachysdad Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:32
  • This from Wiki: In June 2008 on The Graham Norton Show she revealed that she was recently involved in an argument with Paris Hilton in a London club and told her to "fuck off"

    I think she threatened to punch her, rather than actually *doing* it. It was because the bong-eyed bint was dancing on the back of their booth, on Shars' mates coats, or something. Understandable really.

    tescopop Fri, 27/11/2009 - 16:36
  • I'm with Butler on this one. If the women were being really loud and girly and obvious then he probably thought - for fuck's sake move! There's nothing flattering about someone who's being obvious. It sucks. Interestingly though, going back to littlechap's comments - one very rarely sees the Butler with a bird. Hmmm (strokes chin thoughfully)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 27/11/2009 - 21:38
  • Overrated one trick pony cunt

    Blartmonster Sat, 28/11/2009 - 03:15
  • Pic 5 - his stalkers look like they smell of cheap Aldi perfume and Benson and Hedges. Eeewwwww

    Blartmonster Sat, 28/11/2009 - 03:20
  • Hello, i found your website in Google. very nice post, i like it.

    jeromevdr Mon, 17/01/2011 - 17:52

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